Chess computers/bots

[Woodsey]

One of my mates thinks he's the bomb at chess and wants to play me (I'm shit at it obv).

Anyone know some sort of simulator that I can use to cheat with and beat him? ie if I put his move in it tells me what to do lol.

Just want to put the gobby twat in his place  

[mulhuzz]

nut line is obviously:

download simulator like this:

http://shredder-classic.stefan-meyer-kahlen.qarchive.org/

put difficulty to extreeeeeeeem.

let him go first.

enter his move as 'yours' vs sim.

reply as sim.

win all the dimes.

[mulhuzz]

just realised that one isn't free, but sure you can find one that is on the internets.

[kinboshi]

How are you going to play against him?  Over a period of time, playing a move a day sort of thing?  If you are, use the blonde hive-mind to play against him - as there are a few decent chess players on here and we can discuss each move and tell you what move to make each time.

[Woodsey]

How are you going to play against him?  Over a period of time, playing a move a day sort of thing?  If you are, use the blonde hive-mind to play against him - as there are a few decent chess players on here and we can discuss each move and tell you what move to make each time.

Dunno, but surely a chess computer knows more than even the best 'blonde minds'? 

[kinboshi]

How are you going to play against him?  Over a period of time, playing a move a day sort of thing?  If you are, use the blonde hive-mind to play against him - as there are a few decent chess players on here and we can discuss each move and tell you what move to make each time.

Dunno, but surely a chess computer knows more than even the best 'blonde minds'? 

Yes, the best chess computers would be stronger, but it'd be less fun.

[Woodsey]

How are you going to play against him?  Over a period of time, playing a move a day sort of thing?  If you are, use the blonde hive-mind to play against him - as there are a few decent chess players on here and we can discuss each move and tell you what move to make each time.

Dunno, but surely a chess computer knows more than even the best 'blonde minds'? 

Yes, the best chess computers would be stronger, but it'd be less fun.

Will see what he wants to do, he reckons he studies the game a lot, think he'd be gutted if he lost to 'me'   

[kinboshi]

How are you going to play against him?  Over a period of time, playing a move a day sort of thing?  If you are, use the blonde hive-mind to play against him - as there are a few decent chess players on here and we can discuss each move and tell you what move to make each time.

Dunno, but surely a chess computer knows more than even the best 'blonde minds'? 

Yes, the best chess computers would be stronger, but it'd be less fun.

Will see what he wants to do, he reckons he studies the game a lot, think he'd be gutted if he lost to 'me'   

Probably! 

If you are playing a 'correspondence' sort of game, there's nothing stopping him using other 'resources' as well though.

[cambridgealex]

How are you going to play against him?  Over a period of time, playing a move a day sort of thing?  If you are, use the blonde hive-mind to play against him - as there are a few decent chess players on here and we can discuss each move and tell you what move to make each time.

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[curnow]

download a copy of fritz , any version will do as even the first ones will beat everyone apart from a chess master

http://www.brothersoft.com/downloads/fritz-chess.html