some one was telling me porkie pies then he was unsure he would get out with the winnings from the fruit machine
guess he owes me more than a breakfast and a pint or i might have to name names or i will expose him of being scared of some wee kiddies
To be fair, he was unsure if he'd get out of the pub with all the winnings.
Every time I went to the little Jock's room my fat rump would bump the table on the way out of my seat and the £1 coins would fall all over the floor.