REALLY Bad Players

[Jon MW]

Brilliant aren't they!

Some people may complain about being outdrawn by fish, but I've been playing 2 cash tables tonight and I have a player on each table who won't fold any hand. As long as they have a pair, they stay in until the showdown.

I hope they stay around for a long, long time.

[Bongo]

I had a great one before xmas.

All folds round to maniac in the SB, he doesn't raise for once and I see the flop with a rag queen.

Get to the turn for free and I've made broadway, so bet about 10 times the pot.

Maniac raises and calls my all in.

He has pocket .

[thetank]

That a boy 

[Sark79]

Jesus, I thought my name was gonna be on here somewhere 

[Jon MW]

After a couple of hours, my 2 little cash machines have both lost their chips and didn't reload.

But I hope to welcome them back any time in the future

[I KNOW IT]

I hope quantify doesnt read this thread

[Indestructable]

But when their cards do hit, boy does it hurt. 50p in the bad beat tin every time.

[tikay]

I hope quantify doesnt read this thread

Nooooooo! Don't start him off again!

[Claw75]

I ventured out of my depth onto a 25c/50c table the other day and was lucky enough to meet the biggest fish ever there - friendly guy.  Now I say lucky, but he was the lucky one unfortunately in this case - didn't seem to miss any 1 or 2 outer.  At one point I put him all in with the nut flush draw and he called with a lower flush draw ( ) and rivered a 9   Although he took a lot of my money, he's now safely installed on my buddy list.  Just logged on tonight and was pleased to see he was online - just made the table in time to see him all in on a flushing board containing and A and K with (hey, maybe he's a blonde).   Unfortunately that was him done for the day and he left the table before I got a chance to sit, but I'll be keeping my eyes peeled!

[TightPaulFolds]

The Big Book of Poker Chapter 1 Page 1.
"Some people are just f***** idiots."

Saw 2 all ins today on inside draws.

Live cash game, I raise with QQ, call by nutter. Flop 88J. He puts all of it, £85 into a £35 pot. He goes all in by pushing in his chips and bending slightly over the table, as if in pain. I look at him straight in the eye 'Do you have an 8?'. 'No (strained expression) 'I just realllly need to go to the toilet.' He parted company with £700 in 2 hours.

[M3boy]

Brilliant aren't they!

Some people may complain about being outdrawn by fish, but I've been playing 2 cash tables tonight and I have a player on each table who won't fold any hand. As long as they have a pair, they stay in until the showdown.

I hope they stay around for a long, long time.

Yes, great in a cash game - give me a table full of fish, but in a tourney, I would rather have a table of good players anyday.

[vegaslover]

Just had a nice dose of abuse from 1 such player. After he hits his 3 outer, decides to tell me i'm a retard for playing the hand. Unfortunately in a tourney.
Still, another name to the buddy list.

[tantrum]

I want fish and I want them badly....

we had this threads over and over, fish is good- but in moderation....