Once upon a time there was a tiny little Leprechaun called Coner. Conor used to get bullied and picked on by the other slightly bigger Leprechauns. One day Conor was sobbing gently to himself at the bottom of the garden when up popped a Fairy with a magic wand. "There there Conor," she said patting him on the shoulder, "I've seen those nasty Leprechauns picking on you, so to make you feel better I'm going to grant you three wishes."
"Woo Hoo" said Conor, "I want to be big and strong and the best fighter in the whole wide world"
"OK" said the Fairy looking slightly disappointed. She waved her wand and suddenly Conor turned into a 145lb man with lots of muscles and a very low body fat percentage.
"Yipeee" said Conor and he started running round the garden stomping on Leprechaun heads, ripping off limbs and throwing the lifeless bodies over the garden fence.
Once he had finished off all the little Leprechauns Conor grew in confidence and decided to test his fighting skills against some real life human beings. He started fighting in Martial Arts competitions and to his delight Conor discovered that the Humans would give him gigantic pots of gold just for beating up his opponent.
As he beat up more and more humans Conor became big headed and arrogant and swapped all his gold for fast cars, expensive suits, watches that were far too big for his skinny little wrists and tattoos of cute furry animals.
On Saturday Conor will come up against the toughest 145lb man in the world Jose Aldo. Everyone in Ireland will stay up all night to watch the fantastically loose aggressive Leprechaun test his Fairy powered skills against the nasty Brazilian. Everyone in Brazil hopes the cocky little prick will get his fucking head kicked in. Everyone else will be tuned in to watch two wonderful fighters have what should well be a completely awesome fight.
Enjoy
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