One 2 Eleven

[The Camel]

Worst ever QPR XI

GK Ademole Bankole

RB Karl Ready (Could have easily been picked at CB, but played one season at RB and was even worse than he was in the middle)

CB Ernie Howe
CB Richard Ord (unlucky to be picked in this team, but deserves his place for comedy value. The most expensive defender QPR ever signed at the time - injured preseason and never played a game)

LB Chris Barker

RM Michael Meaker

CM Ned Zelic
CM Mike Fillery

LM Doudou

S Devon White
S Mike Sheron

[Mark_Porter]

Worst Saints 11

Managed by Harry Redknapp obviously.

GK – Paolo Gazzaniga – randomly signed from Gillingham a few years ago. Inexplicably has had Premier League game time just last year where all of the basics have looked beyond him.

RB – Olivier Bernard – remember being excited at the time when he joined. Very very poor at actually defending.
CB – Jelle Van Damme – bad.
CB – Alan Bennett – joined from Reading on loan and had the worst debut I have ever seen. First game of the 2007/2008 season, lost 4-1 and he gave away every goal.
LB – Graeme Le Saux – joined in a swap deal for Wayne Bridge, just illustrated how good Bridge was as he was poorer in every area.

LM – Jamie Redknapp – never fit, on a nice earner with his dad.
CM – Jason Euell – everything a midfielder shouldn’t be.
CM – Inigo Idiakez – missed the crucial penalty in a championship playoff that would have stopped the spiral into League One.
RM – Jason Puncheon – Could never be bothered and went off for a poo mid match. Cue the ‘He shits when he wants’ chants. Embarrassing.

FW – Augustin Delgado – injured for most of the time, horribly overpaid.
FW – Bradley Wright Phillps – went on the rob at a local Portsmouth nightclub I used to frequent. Ironically he was signed as part of a competition from Coca Cola.

[swinebag22]

Worst Saints 11

Managed by Harry Redknapp obviously.

GK – Paolo Gazzaniga – randomly signed from Gillingham a few years ago. Inexplicably has had Premier League game time just last year where all of the basics have looked beyond him.

RB – Olivier Bernard – remember being excited at the time when he joined. Very very poor at actually defending.
CB – Jelle Van Damme – bad.
CB – Alan Bennett – joined from Reading on loan and had the worst debut I have ever seen. First game of the 2007/2008 season, lost 4-1 and he gave away every goal.
LB – Graeme Le Saux – joined in a swap deal for Wayne Bridge, just illustrated how good Bridge was as he was poorer in every area.

LM – Jamie Redknapp – never fit, on a nice earner with his dad.
CM – Jason Euell – everything a midfielder shouldn’t be.
CM – Inigo Idiakez – missed the crucial penalty in a championship playoff that would have stopped the spiral into League One.
RM – Jason Puncheon – Could never be bothered and went off for a poo mid match. Cue the ‘He shits when he wants’ chants. Embarrassing.

FW – Augustin Delgado – injured for most of the time, horribly overpaid.
FW – Bradley Wright Phillps – went on the rob at a local Portsmouth nightclub I used to frequent. Ironically he was signed as part of a competition from Coca Cola.

can't believe this guy never got in

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Dia

Though this may have been before your time Mark

[Mark_Porter]

Worst Saints 11

Managed by Harry Redknapp obviously.

GK – Paolo Gazzaniga – randomly signed from Gillingham a few years ago. Inexplicably has had Premier League game time just last year where all of the basics have looked beyond him.

RB – Olivier Bernard – remember being excited at the time when he joined. Very very poor at actually defending.
CB – Jelle Van Damme – bad.
CB – Alan Bennett – joined from Reading on loan and had the worst debut I have ever seen. First game of the 2007/2008 season, lost 4-1 and he gave away every goal.
LB – Graeme Le Saux – joined in a swap deal for Wayne Bridge, just illustrated how good Bridge was as he was poorer in every area.

LM – Jamie Redknapp – never fit, on a nice earner with his dad.
CM – Jason Euell – everything a midfielder shouldn’t be.
CM – Inigo Idiakez – missed the crucial penalty in a championship playoff that would have stopped the spiral into League One.
RM – Jason Puncheon – Could never be bothered and went off for a poo mid match. Cue the ‘He shits when he wants’ chants. Embarrassing.

FW – Augustin Delgado – injured for most of the time, horribly overpaid.
FW – Bradley Wright Phillps – went on the rob at a local Portsmouth nightclub I used to frequent. Ironically he was signed as part of a competition from Coca Cola.

can't believe this guy never got in

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Dia

Though this may have been before your time Mark

Yes, before my time. The worst premier league signing ever and a crazy story.