ok Red ? how do you get on with 'change' as a rule? , i hate it . i would like to be stuck in the 70s/80s

I don't mind change per se, but when they make simple things complicated just for the sake of it it pisses me off.
The remote control to my DVD player has 42 buttons.
When I close the car door, the courtesy light goes off slowly.
The microwave has a 1 hour and thirty minutes setting.
The calorie count on a packet of noodles says 240 calories per 30g serving when dry.
The automated telephone voice at the Doctors says, "This is the surgery. We are trying to connect you to the surgery. Please wait while we connect you to the surgery. You are now connected to the surgery. The surgery is now closed. Thank you for calling the surgery."