Thinking of doing an easier comp tomorrow for the regs than tikays. An arbboy Cyprus on holiday Sunday performance index. Pretty simple and much more likely to cop for the punters. Start off with the number of baked beans I have for breakfast. Once you jump that easy first fence you just have to predict the number of times I jump into the pool to cool off during the day followed by the tie breaker of how many pints I trouser at the bar.

Never bet on facts, they say.
There are 465 beans in the average tin. There is no bombing in the pool. As for trousering beer, I suspect not one drop will miss your mouth.
Do you need my bank details?
Forum's been missing you, arb. Enjoy your holiday but hurry back, please.