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« on: October 13, 2015, 01:37:49 PM »
After just having a Pot Noodle for the first time in many years , I remembered i cannot eat one without getting in a complete mess .
Also impossible to get Weetabix out the packet without dropping crumbs everywhere.
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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2015, 01:54:53 PM »
I cannot butter bread.

And anyone who can crack the egg on the edge of the pan if an absolute genius.
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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2015, 02:05:26 PM »
I can't find things, even if Mrs Red tells me exactly where they are.

I can't draw, or hang wallpaper.

I can't shave my chin whiskers into a symmetrical shape.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2015, 06:14:28 PM »
I have never been able to do handstands.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2015, 09:23:48 PM »
I can't swim
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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2015, 09:28:16 PM »
Walk in a straight line.

Acquire a taste for cheese.

Eat a doughnut without licking my lips.
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Burning $$$ in Vegas 2021

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=68840.0
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2015, 11:39:41 PM »
Hula hoop.
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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2015, 12:30:51 AM »
Wee standing up. #doublethreadmerge
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« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2015, 12:33:30 AM »
maths questions for 9 year olds
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Most of the bets placed so far seem more like hopeful punts rather than value spots
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« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2015, 08:17:14 PM »
whistle
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« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2015, 11:07:28 PM »
Remember the name of that bloke.
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"You must take your opponent into a deep, dark forest, where 2+2=5, and the path leading out is only wide enough for one"
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