how about you teach him to read english and play poker at the same time? he'll pay double for the same amount of time, sorted.

unfortunately I am not charging him, besides to teach him English I would need to speak a little Chinese, but i can only understand the swear words???
I think the first person to publish one of these translated books, would make a mint, as there is a huge unexplored market out there!! So any Chinese literate people get writing now!!!
