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« Reply #270 on: June 20, 2006, 01:52:58 AM »

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You give me a tenner for everytime someone tells someone to use the spellcheck button ok?

huh?

I repeat for you Nem

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« Reply #271 on: June 20, 2006, 01:54:04 AM »

Quote from: ifm on June 20, 2006, 01:50:17 AM

I actually don't recall Tikay.
I think it will give people an excuse to have a pop at others though.

Well you have proved that some people don't need much excuse to have a pop


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« Reply #272 on: June 20, 2006, 01:54:34 AM »

Quote from: Sark79 on June 19, 2006, 07:35:36 PM

I got called a " gay ..... fag" once by a tramp. It was the morning of the Scotland vs England football match at Hampden. I was suppose to be working as part of the security team on the gate, but was running abit late. I had been to an early morning karate class that finished at 10am and decided to just leave my karate suit on rather than waste time getting changed before my train left Kilmarnock.

I was carrying a rucksack with my change of clothes, a ladies handbag, and a bouquet of flowers. After arriving at the railway station, I was leaning against a post listening to a copy of " Snowhite and the seven Dwarfs" on my CD Walkman. I heard a large yelp and looked over to see a dirty looking guy kicking a dog. He was obviously drunk and was swaying all over the place. He had a friend who was slouched on the adjacent bench.

A moment or so later he kicked the dog again. I ran over to him and told him not to touch the dog and if he didn't want him, then I would take him to a shelter . The tramp took offence to this and lunged at me with a bottle. My CD was still playing at this time and as I tried to turn it off, it only became louder. To be honest, I have always had a phobia of germs and dirt and was abit afraid to hit him. So I thought my best option would be to just dodge the swings he was taking at me rather than touch him. All I could here in the background was my CD playing " Mirror, mirror upon the wall, Who is the loveliest in the land ". This went on for a minute or so before I saw a bunch of guys running in my direction. They were plain clothes police who were there because of the football match. The tramp and his friend got taken away by them, and they promised to take care of the dog.

He shouted at me " F..... , I will kill you, you gay.......fag" as he was being dragged away. It took me awhile to figure out why he had called me gay. It then dawned on me, I was the only guy on the platform holding flowers and a handbag.

I was returning the handbag to a friends mum and the flowers were also for her.

This deserves another outing, total fruit and nut Cheesy


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« Reply #273 on: June 20, 2006, 01:55:20 AM »

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Quote from: ifm on June 20, 2006, 01:50:17 AM

I actually don't recall Tikay.
I think it will give people an excuse to have a pop at others though.

Well you have proved that some people don't need much excuse to have a pop

You seem very defensive of late Red.


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« Reply #274 on: June 20, 2006, 01:57:37 AM »

Quote from: ifm on June 20, 2006, 01:55:20 AM

Quote from: RED-DOG on June 20, 2006, 01:54:04 AM

Quote from: ifm on June 20, 2006, 01:50:17 AM

I actually don't recall Tikay.
I think it will give people an excuse to have a pop at others though.

Well you have proved that some people don't need much excuse to have a pop

You seem very defensive of late Red.

It's a Pavlovian response.


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« Reply #275 on: June 20, 2006, 01:58:00 AM »

Ding dong


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« Reply #276 on: June 20, 2006, 01:58:20 AM »

Gonna have to look that up now!


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« Reply #277 on: June 20, 2006, 02:01:20 AM »

You are right though ifm, I have been under a bit of pressure lately and may have been a bit snotty from time to time.

To anyone I may have offended, I appologise.


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« Reply #278 on: June 20, 2006, 02:03:31 AM »

You gotta love these boys. Slinging manly insults at each other, but honest enough to say "oops, I need to look that up".


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« Reply #279 on: June 20, 2006, 02:05:56 AM »

Ever wonder why we've all got 5,000+ posts.

It's 2am on a Tuesday morning in June and we're all talking pisch about nothing.


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« Reply #280 on: June 20, 2006, 02:06:28 AM »

As an example of "banter" there are 4 left in a STT, Robert, Suzanne and Limpet (Clydescott).
Kev and i are "railing" as we were both knocked out.
This hand Robert went allin called by chippy (an outsider) Robert has A8 the other chap A4, this is from the chatbox Cheesy

players.
Ellie-Anne: lol
Kev-Colch: roberts forever on the bubble .....
Kev-Colch: 4
Kev-Colch: 4
Kev-Colch: 4
Ellie-Anne: 4
Kev-Colch: 4
Ellie-Anne: 4
Ellie-Anne: 4
Kev-Colch: 4
Ellie-Anne: 4
Ellie-Anne: 44
Kev-Colch: 4
Ellie-Anne: 4
Ellie-Anne: 4
Kev-Colch: 4
Ellie-Anne: 4
Kev-Colch: 4
Ellie-Anne: 4
Ellie-Anne: 4
Ellie-Anne: 44
Ellie-Anne: 4
Ellie-Anne: 4
Ellie-Anne: 4
Ellie-Anne: 4
D: BriefBL wins 1,740 with Two Pair: Aces and 10s
Ellie-Anne: 44
Ellie-Anne: 4
Ellie-Anne: lol
BriefBL: thats what friends are for
D: Game [45] started with 4 players.
Kev-Colch: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
ClydeScott: lol
Ellie-Anne: LMAO
Ellie-Anne: pmsl


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« Reply #281 on: June 20, 2006, 02:11:04 AM »

You should have seen the banter from Kev, tikay, and 'at it' Bradley in the Laddies 1k added.

I'm just glad there were no Artiodactyls there!


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« Reply #282 on: June 20, 2006, 02:11:18 AM »

Quote from: thetank on June 20, 2006, 02:05:56 AM

Ever wonder why we've all got 5,000+ posts.

It's 2am on a Tuesday morning in June and we're all talking pisch about nothing.

Well, no more pisch (whatever that is) from me tonight. I've had a long day, I ache like an aching thing, & I gotta meeting in London Tuesday afternoon, I'm due on the Noon train from Derby, so I need to get some zzz's.

Been another great day, actually.

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« Reply #283 on: June 20, 2006, 02:18:15 AM »

Quote from: RED-DOG on June 20, 2006, 02:11:04 AM

You should have seen the banter from Kev, tikay, and 'at it' Bradley in the Laddies 1k added.

I'm just glad there were no Artiodactyls there!

I was SO upset about that!

I was playing a Laddies Comp, may have been in the Money or nearly so if I recall correctly, & this geezer - "Shellfish" kept giving it "are you the tikay off the telly?" stuff. "The REAL tikay?" he asks, "the famous one? "& so on.

I'm loving it, "Hear that Kev, HEAR THAT Kev?" I'm merrily typing in the Chat-Box. It turns out that it's bloody At-It Bradley, & Couch Kev knew all along.

So I busted Shellfish, aka At-It, aka Gamblor, aka Vidal. That'll teach him. Don't mess with tikay, or he'll whop you. Proper whop, that is.


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« Reply #284 on: June 20, 2006, 02:30:38 AM »

Quote from: ifm on June 20, 2006, 02:06:28 AM

Nothing like having your friends on your side, eh robert Cheesy


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