The most amazing chat ban ever and this is 100% true

You know, just now and then, you can actually encounter an abuse free day and endure a friendly, fun and highly entertaining conversation online.

I had one of those sessions today - I think it was ultimately more enjoyable than the game itself.

Anyhow, this is an extract from what was a surreal day in the online chatbox:

Dealer: The PartyPoker.com Monster Bad Beat Jackpot was just hit on Bad Beat table 1289319 for $720,446.85!
NGLoots: wow - $720,000 bucks
snoopy1239: quite a prize!
snoopy1239: does it reset now?
YOURTILTING: wow
NGLoots: that's life-changing money right there
YOURTILTING: yes it is
YOURTILTING: but still id prefer not having the extra rake taken
snoopy1239: i'd prefer to win the pot
NGLoots: ha
NGLoots: :-)
YOURTILTING: obviously =)
snoopy1239: does the money go onto the table?
DerrickThomas: ha
snoopy1239: i wish there was a bad player jackpot
snoopy1239: I'd be a millionaire!
NGLoots: man there's some f'n studs at this table - how 'bout you all go on tilt for a little bit?
NGLoots: Raise with AJo up front, eh?
tgfpap: what hand makes bad beat
NGLoots: if ur quad 8s or better gets beat
snoopy1239: i never get quads! nevermind have em beat
NGLoots: snoop don't raise so much
snoopy1239: ok
snoopy1239: sry
NGLoots: tx
snoopy1239: np
snoopy1239: i've got ants in my pants
snoopy1239: i'll just call this 1
joeyp12371: take it easy snoop
NGLoots: must be FIREANTS
snoopy1239: prob dog fleas
NGLoots: he's not afraid
Krakatau7: 35 would have done the trick
NGLoots: haha
snoopy1239: when can i start raising again?
Krakatau7: and that way you would'nt have to deal with possible limpers
NGLoots: whenever I'm not in the hand
NGLoots: just CALL my bets - no raising
snoopy1239: okey dokey
snoopy1239: does 4 count?
NGLoots: not into a $80 pot - that's OK
joeyp12371: cmon snoop
snoopy1239: please don't c#m on me
NGLoots: glad I didn't hit my flush
joeyp12371: u came on me
snoopy1239: me too - i wouldn't have been allowed to raise
NGLoots: true, true...