Whats the daftest "new invention you ever saw or purchased

[Newmanseye]

I know I have done this on many a drunken night,I have been a little pissed and I have been flicking through the sky channels and I stumble across the shopping channel's, now I have bought a Magic Bullet, It looks so good on the telly, but mine has been used 6 times, its still in its box atop of the fridge,

I have purchased ionic ( yes IONIC ) toothbrushes  total waste of time !!

A rolling hairbrush for the wife, again it looked great but its bloody useless.

A self hair cutting system, ( that one went straight in to the bin ) anything that looks like a Hoover with scissors attached is just too dangerous

So who else has been daft when pissed and chucked money away on this garbage?

[thediceman]

I know someone who brought a mop which was guaranteed to last a lifetime but the strangely it came with a replacement head.  >:?

[thetank]

How about the toilet snorkel.

A must for residents in high rise buidings.

In the event of a fire, instead of dying from smoke inhalation as you or I might, the crafty toilet snorkel owner breathes safe clean-ish sewer air.

So they slowly melt to death instead.

[Newmanseye]

please tell me you did not buy one of these !!!!

[thetank]

No I don't have one.

Have to wait 28 days for delivery.

[Rookie (Rodney)]

No I don't have one.

Have to wait 28 days for delivery.

[matt674]

I know I have done this on many a drunken night,I have been a little pissed and I have been flicking through the sky channels and I stumble across the shopping channel's, now I have bought a Magic Bullet, It looks so good on the telly, but mine has been used 6 times, its still in its box atop of the fridge,

Isn't this a battery operated "toy" for ladies

[Newmanseye]

I know I have done this on many a drunken night,I have been a little pissed and I have been flicking through the sky channels and I stumble across the shopping channel's, now I have bought a Magic Bullet, It looks so good on the telly, but mine has been used 6 times, its still in its box atop of the fridge,

Isn't this a battery operated "toy" for ladies

You and your monkey Brain, No the magic bullet is a food blender of sorts,

[Bongo]

A self hair cutting system, ( that one went straight in to the bin ) anything that looks like a Hoover with scissors attached is just too dangerous

Wasn't that in wayne's world?

[Snatiramas]

Onion holder.......push holder prongs into onion whilst keeping hold of handle. Slice onion whilst impaled on holder. Remove onion slices from holder........All the prongs stay in the onion and leave me with a totally useless wooden handle. Marvellous

[TightEnd]

A rubber stick with a hoover like attachment at the end for picking up your golf ball out of the golf hole

Yes, I am that lazy.

[divingduck]

 When my wife first moved in with me 6 yrs ago, she brought a large collection of this sort of crap.Unfortunately i am still unable to persuade her to dump any of it....most useless of which (and yet to be used for the first time) has to be a 'Battenburg cake maker', neither of us even like that sort of cake but I suppose if theres ever a world wide Battenburg shortage we could clean up.