suspicous stuff

[bolt pp]

Theres some suspicious stuff going on around here, dont panic though anyone, i'm on the case, i'm going to find the suspect and expose him for the digestive buiscit eater that he is.

The most important thing is that nobody panics, everybody remain calm and go about your buisniss ive got the situation under control!

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[Wardonkey]

It woz the butler who dunnit Mister.

[bolt pp]

No need to be all defensive sir, you wernt on the short list of prime suspects in relation to this offence but we may need to talk with you regarding a dodgy pirate guide to stts thats been circulating!

[Newmanseye]

I "munch" never shaw " crunch" any biscuths...... GULP.

Anyone fancy a cuppa?

[Colchester Kev]

red dog has crumbs on his tache .... could be a clue ?

[The_nun]

Kev was last seen walking down isle 8 at Sainsburys

[madasahatstand]

could it be rosemary the telephone operator? what about penre the janitor?.........

[Claw75]

Let me know if you need a sidekick - I am a top investigator

[bolt pp]

I need to get a plant inside the mods secret room, ive had a tip off that theres a large quantity of digestive biscuits stashed within.

Failing that i'll have to interrogate sark, roomer has it hes seen the secret room and can confirm if there are indeed any digestive biscuits hidden within.

I'm so close to cracking the case!

[Colchester Kev]

I need to get a plant inside the mods secret room, ive had a tip off that theres a large quantity of digestive biscuits stashed within.

Failing that i'll have to interrogate sark, roomer has it hes seen the secret room and can confirm if there are indeed any digestive biscuits hidden within.

I'm so close to cracking the case!

we only have jaffa cakes and bourbons in the secret room .... 

[Claw75]

I need to get a plant inside the mods secret room, ive had a tip off that theres a large quantity of digestive biscuits stashed within.

Failing that i'll have to interrogate sark, roomer has it hes seen the secret room and can confirm if there are indeed any digestive biscuits hidden within.

I'm so close to cracking the case!

we only have jaffa cakes and bourbons in the secret room .... 

aha - a tell!  Is that because YOU ate all the digestives Kev? eh?

[Colchester Kev]

I hate digestives, they are the wimp among biscuits when it comes to dunking ... they ALWAYS break and end up in the tea, and its impossible to fish them out with a spoon before they turn to sludge .... so i plead not guilty to robbing the digestives

[Claw75]

I hate digestives, they are the wimp among biscuits when it comes to dunking ... they ALWAYS break and end up in the tea, and its impossible to fish them out with a spoon before they turn to sludge .... so i plead not guilty to robbing the digestives

aha again.  how do you know how a digestive reacts to tea if you haven't eaten them all? eh?

[bolt pp]

I hate digestives, they are the wimp among biscuits when it comes to dunking ... they ALWAYS break and end up in the tea, and its impossible to fish them out with a spoon before they turn to sludge .... so i plead not guilty to robbing the digestives

aha again.  how do you know how a digestive reacts to tea if you haven't eaten them all? eh?

I bow to the astute observations of my learned collegue, we can solve all sorts of crime and mysteries, but first we have to solve the mystery that is flushys + ROI  an all nighter!!

[Claw75]

I hate digestives, they are the wimp among biscuits when it comes to dunking ... they ALWAYS break and end up in the tea, and its impossible to fish them out with a spoon before they turn to sludge .... so i plead not guilty to robbing the digestives

aha again.  how do you know how a digestive reacts to tea if you haven't eaten them all? eh?

I bow to the astute observations of my learned collegue, we can solve all sorts of crime and mysteries, but first we have to solve the mystery that is flushys + ROI :dontask:s an all nighter!!

I fear that that task is beyond even my highly skilled investigative mind