Got a cracking windup on the go..
Was playing tourney on Ipoker, get to 20 left, and opposite me is MisterE (fellow ITB).
He doesnt know my screen name on there, and he was hitting monsters when blinding down (standard for him).
So I started putting "Wish I ran as good as Mister E" in Cbox. Numerous times.
Anyway, I shove AT and obv he wakes up with KK, and the comment in cbox continues. Finally - a bite! "Well you shouldnt play such rubbish hands then" returned with, "If you been watching me you would know how to play". Etc etc. Basically he is slagging me for my bully play when 6 handed .. And I am mocking him for his wimp play.
Then it occurs to me, I can get him good here.. So I turn the convo a bit nastier toned..before throwing in the "I have just googled you Mr E. I will see you tomorrow night at Dunstable". Our weekly ITB game is there, and is obviously advertised on the website. Turny was watching this throughout and we are pissing ourselves now.
Straight away on msn to Turny is Mr E....
TB Mister E -
www.inthebelly.co.uk says:
you there mate ?
turny says:
hello mate
ITB Mister E -
www.inthebelly.co.uk says:
do you know a play on pokerutd called yourdonkeys ?
turny says:
no mate never heard him
turny says:
y?
ITB Mister E -
www.inthebelly.co.uk says:
just been giving me grief,
turny says:
grief?
ITB Mister E -
www.inthebelly.co.uk says:
just in the chat box, thought it may be one of our lot trying to wind me up lol
turny says:
cash sng mtt?
ITB Mister E -
www.inthebelly.co.uk says:
mtt
turny says:
i only play cashso why i aint heard him
ITB Mister E -
www.inthebelly.co.uk says:
on final table of $30 rebuy at the moment but he went out just before final
turny says:
oh
turny says:
good luck
turny says:
obv sore loser lol#
ITB Mister E -
www.inthebelly.co.uk says:
thasnks, no he started before that, just after his 88 all-in beat my JJ for a massive pot. He just kept on shoving and started on about my tight play
turny says:
was he a donkey?
ITB Mister E -
www.inthebelly.co.uk says:
said he's coming to dunstable tomorrow
turny says:
lmao
turny says:
hows he know that
turny says:
?
TB Mister E -
www.inthebelly.co.uk says:
said he googled me
turny says:
lol
turny says:
muppet
ITB Mister E -
www.inthebelly.co.uk says:
if you get a text from a new player it will be him
turny says:
u reckon
turny says:
where was he from do u know?
TB Mister E -
www.inthebelly.co.uk says:
no, but his name is yourdonkeys and i thought i recognised it
turny says:
just got ur table up
turny says:
dont ring any bells with me
turny says:
we see if any newbies turn up tomoz nite then i spose
turny says:
no rooks or coxy tomorrow. rooks work coxy away the weekend
ITB Mister E -
www.inthebelly.co.uk says:
ok mate, all the others plus tom ok ?
turny says:
not heard from shield
turny says:
hopefully he be there
turny says:
oh joys so could be more trouble tomoz nite then, that all i need
ITB Mister E -
www.inthebelly.co.uk says:
lol there will be no trouble if i'm involved, believe me. I wont bite
urny says:
prob just a sore loser mouthing off
ITB Mister E -
www.inthebelly.co.uk says:
probably,
Sorry, I know its a long post but it made me laugh. Have now told everyone who knows my screen name to keep quiet and keep it going!
Made me laugh anyway!
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