How To Hunt Elephants

[Colchester Kev]

Next thing you know, some jocks will jump on an elephants back and start playing Polo !!!

[roverthtaeh]

A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant's trunk onto the man's penis.
Overjoyed, the man went out with his best girl to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man's penis crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a bread roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth.
The girl was startled and exclaimed, "What was that?".
Suddenly the penis came back, took another bread roll and just as quickly disappeared.
The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, "I don't believe I saw what I think I just saw... can you do that again?"
With a bit of an uncomfortable smile the man replied, "Honey, I'd like to, but I don't think my arse can take another bread roll."