Imagine wearing them and then dashing to the loo during the break of a tourney and forgetting you had them on. Laptop and everything else would come crashing off the table as you drag them across the room.
It'd all end in tears.
As for Xmas pressies, I'm going to be asking for lots of books. Can never have too many, and it beats crap ties and 'novelty' gifts. Most will be poker related, and even the worst poker book does help in some way or another, even if it's you questioning the author all the way through - it'll get you thinking.
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