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« on: January 05, 2007, 06:16:30 PM »


 Following on from Gingers '' Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes '' post

 here are some ancient Chinese wise proverbs.

 Virginity like bubble - one prick all gone

 Man who run in front of car get tired

 Man who run behind car get exhausted

 Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

 Foolish man give wife grand piano , wise man give wife upright organ

 Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways go to Bangkok

 Man with one chopstick go hungry

 Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails

 Man who eat many prunes get good run for money

 Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk

 Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth

 War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left

 Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house

 Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

 It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it

 Man who drive like hell bound to get there

 Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

 Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement

 Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs

 Man who farts in church sits in own pew

 Crowded elevator smells different to midget




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