Goalkeeper: Tight End (need to be tight at the back)
Back Four: Robert HM (A defender of the highest quality)
Ironside (mess with him at your peril)
Colchester Kev (ageing, out of shape, dropping down the divisions.....)
Ariston (the Ron "Chopper" Harris of the poker world)
Midfield; Red Dog (Glenn Hoddle type, lots of flair, foot on the ball, bags of tricks)
Royal Flush (bit hit ands miss, but deadly on his day)
WSOP in 06 (Wearing the number 7, or the number 4, or 7 4 together)
Snoopy 1239 (youthful terrier, snaps at your heels all match long)
Strikers: El Blondie (old Kenny Dalglish himself)
Ifm (old warhorse, target man)
Substitutes Junior, Yoyo, redsimon (lets face it, you'd have to be desperate to pick too many Forest/mansfield men...)
Manager Tikay (bit old school, recently discovered new formations which attack more but leave team vulnerable at the back)
Coach: Karabiner (if all else fails, he'll raise you a few quid by backing you to lose on Betfair)
Physiotherapist Just Jo/Trace/The Nun/North Angel/Ginger/Foxy Minx (cue lots of imaginary groin strains)
Kit man: Adam M
Chairman: The Truth: raises the money to buy new players
Great stuff Mr End.
Good to see I'm putting some much needed youth into that midfield.
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