| Why is it called dave colclough caption comp? I didnt notice him anywhere in the pic. |
| Dave Colclough tried to hide his disappointment that Rhowena couldn't make it to the DTD photoshoot. |
| "Oh come on Rhow, at least consider the idea!" |
| Dave to self "Rhowenna's taking the picture Dave, DON'T look at the women, look at Nowab, it's safer" |
| Dave joins DTD Girls in the worst casting mistake since the ginger one joined Girls Aloud |
| Easy big fella, stay calm in front of the cameras, this is one of those rare occasions where I DON'T want to raise |
| Dave's poker-face finally cracked when he discovered he was holding quads. |
| Dave can't hold his excitement as Chubbs passes by in his DTD catsuit |
| at last, the answer to the "How do you get 9 tits into one photo" question is revealed. |
| I'm sorry Mr. Colclough, you're no longer in running to becoming America's next top model. |
| so then I raised with K-Q suited and he called, then... hang on girls, come back |
| And people ask me why I play poker! |
| sod the caption.....I'm in love!! |
| In a poll of the most fanciable, flushie is alone in responding "I like the blonde in the middle!" |
| DC basked in the moment while the fake-tan applicator searched frantically for 'the one that got away.' |
| Only Four of DTD Poker's Five Lady Boys Arrive in Time for Their Make-Up and Costume Change. |
| Davette's poker face let's her down when the Miss America judges start to question her gender |
| "Are you girls sure you wouldn't prefer a Pearl Necklace?" |
| Dave's pleasure is replaced by trepidation as he notices Rhow enter the club... |
| The one on the bottom right has a suspicious bulge. |
| I dont really want to be here, its just the missus is doing the pics!!!!! |
| Four young fans finally get to meet DTD model Dave Colclough. |
| Carlsberg don't do 5 a side football........ |
| Promotional poster for Dusk Till Dawn 4. I said FOUR!!!! We are going to have to lose somebody.... |
| Dave is chuffed he has finally collected a cracking set of quads |
| Not the toughest week for the judges on America's next top model. |
| eeny meemy miny mo |
| *sings* Clowns to the left of me, totty to the right.... |
| first four entries for notts gala ladies comp confirmed. |
| messy belly buttons and pearl necklaces- you never heard of kleenex Dave? |
| Norkage time! |
| tell em about da honey mummy |
| "ladies dont worry ive got a mouth, 2 hands,and a big throbbing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>headache sorry maybe next time" |
| Would you girls like to see some puppies |
| Hey girls which one is gong to keep me 'up' from dusk til dawn!? |
| """"I WANT TO BE A WOMAN WHEN I GROW UP""""" |
| David's new job as a cheerleader did have its perks |
| a rose between 4 thorns,.,.,.,.,OR A PRICK BETWEEN 4 ROSES.,.,.,.,.joke |
| FINALLY AT LAST """"IM A LADY"""" |
| dave colclough in the picture where |
| THATS THE FIRST TIME IVE EVER SEEN HIM SMILE.,.,.,,, |
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