RED DOG

[Chili]

Ok mate you got me.  This is the final and last mention from me about your little obsession with my gender!  You see i cant fight it anymore you have been right all along! I was indeed born a man....................Internally!   

The graceful beautiful female form (lol) that people see before them is just natures kind way of making life more interesting for me.

My inner self is riddled with thoughts about poker, football, winning, being around other "men" etc (put those on a 24 hour repeat cycle) and that's it.

I usually only join in with male conversation at partys, cant bear to listen to stories about make up, hair, handbags, shoes, clothes, soaps, how crap husbands are,  etc etc.

So there you go RED, you the man! you sniffed me out a long time ago, well done!

NOW QUITE IT!!!

 

[snoopy1239]

You may wish to modify that last line be4 certain blondites get hold of it. 

[RED-DOG]

Told you

[Robert HM]

Observant snoppi. Like it.

[RED-DOG]

Chili, does this remind you of anyone?    Don't mind me, I'm just winding you up

Ok, so I spit occasionally
I don't always wear a ton of makeup
I don't like talk of soap and husbands
I don't have long shiny nails
I crack my knuckles
and I fight with the boys
I run with the boys
and climb up trees
I drive real fast down a crowded highway
I snap my gum
and annoy the players with my smart-boyish attitude
I hawk up luggies,
and spit at signs
I watch gory movies
and swear like a sailor.
I hang with the big boys and smirk at the lil' girls
Im a tomboy... what else can i say?

Regardless of my tomboyish outlook on life
I do have sum feelings
I cry occasionally
and I laugh with the girls
I dress up to go out
and i wear my hair in braids
I have sleep overs
and gossip about boys...
but I just don't get why I have to be treated differently cos I'm a
tomboy.

Do I not have feelings?
Emotions?
Thoughts?
Do I not have real hair, real fingernails, a real body?
Just cos I'm unlike those girls that are fake
with their bleached blonde hair and their press on nails
and their $1000 lyposuction..
doesn't mean i'm not a real girl
just tryin to fit into this man created
man oriented
man crazed world.

I'm a tomboy
but I'm the only tomboy u'll ever meet than can still
spit in a skirt and heels
swear like a salior at a wedding with a beautiful dress on
and cum home to look in the mirror and smile.
I smile cos I know I'm an individualist
I smile cos I know I'm a tomboy..

I'm not a priss
I'm not a sissy lil brat
I don't cry about everything
I'm not afraid to play with fire
or handle blood
or get hurt
but yet I'm a girl all at the same time.

I'm a tomboy
without any standards for living.
I'm careful and curtious
I'm witty and adventurous
and i still can sit down and write a good poem
and talk on the phone for hours
after a night out with the boys playing poker and smoking.

What else can I say?
I'm not like most girls...
I'm a
Tomboy.

[M POWER]

Chili Somes people just don't know when to stop.

Standing up for yourself takes Balls and shows you've got spunk.

Well Done


Regards

M

[Chili]

hehe thanks M!  Red - where did you get those words from??  Awesome lines, about 80% me i reckon.

[tikay]

Hey, Chilli is ALL woman, don't care what anyone says. Bears a striking resemblance to Barry Neville, I'm told.

[Junior Senior]

chilli! - i think you should get em off your case once and for all and post a piccie! - not for my benefit though - i know your a bird, but some of these fellas just need convincing 

[TightEnd]

Chili


Picture.


Now.


Grunt.


P.S Please!