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« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2007, 03:19:30 PM »

According to the Australians she is 4 feet tall, no teeth and has a flat head to rest your beer on.
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« Reply #31 on: April 05, 2007, 03:23:52 PM »

You've either got it or you aint. The guys will know what "it" is and you cant really explain it




Oh yeah think I know what you mean, us women being looking for "it" in men for years, think they left it on Mars lol

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as red dog once said in another thread- zeldas got it

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« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2007, 03:42:12 PM »

Read this today....

5 SECRETS OF THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1. It is important to have a woman who helps out at home, cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It is important to have a woman you can trust and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.

5. It is very, very important that these four women don't know each other
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« Reply #33 on: April 05, 2007, 03:46:57 PM »

Read this today....

5 SECRETS OF THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1. It is important to have a woman who helps out at home, cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It is important to have a woman you can trust and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.

5. It is very, very important that these four women don't know each other




Huhh!!! I can do all that standing on my head, us women are multi taskers lol
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