I'd just like to say that pommo is a talentless, humourless kant who ain't fit to lace Mel's bountiful bustiere.
But I fear it would humour noir and I'd hate to get in a blonde moderator's libri nigri. So I won't.

Ben, stick to chatting up the Nun
Pommo, buy the nice lady a diet coke in Brighton.
Dubai, pick on someone your own size.
Moderators who lock threads that are simply a bit juvenile
