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« on: May 15, 2007, 10:03:20 AM » |
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Q: Why did God invent the orgasm? A: So women could moan even when they are enjoying themselves........   |
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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2007, 12:53:45 PM » |
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Q: Why did God invent the orgasm? A: So women could moan even when they are enjoying themselves........ lol |
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matt674
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2007, 12:59:32 PM » |
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you've only been married a few weeks - you're not supposed to know yet  |
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2007, 01:00:46 PM » |
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you've only been married a few weeks - you're not supposed to know yet my wife never moans when we have sex...I make it a point for her not to enjoy herself when we do  |
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2007, 01:11:10 PM » |
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my wife never moans when I have sex...shes never their |
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matt674
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2007, 01:11:54 PM » |
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my wife never moans when we have sex...I make it a point for her not to enjoy herself when we do i take it she still hasn't got round to joining the forum? |
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2007, 02:21:46 PM » |
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my wife never moans when we have sex...I make it a point for her not to enjoy herself when we do i take it she still hasn't got round to joining the forum? lol..God forbid |
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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2007, 02:25:07 PM » |
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just remember when you attend the next blonde bash with your lovely lady wife that monkeys have a habit of letting things slip unless sufficiently bribed with copious amounts of bananas first  |
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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2007, 02:29:27 PM » |
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just remember when you attend the next blonde bash with your lovely lady wife that monkeys have a habit of letting things slip unless sufficiently bribed with copious amounts of bananas first hmmm...chiquita or Jaffa? I am assuming BB5 is scheduled for Notts in October now? |
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2007, 02:52:06 PM » |
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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2007, 03:44:50 PM » |
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Q: Why did God invent the orgasm? A: So women could moan even when they are enjoying themselves........ And the female side to the joke: Q. Why do women fake orgasms?? A. Because men fake foreplay... |
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« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2007, 03:59:46 PM » |
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And the female side to the joke:
Q. Why do women fake orgasms??
A. Because men fake foreplay...
Why do people insist on telling jokes with words i dont understand? Now where is my monkey dictionary........ Right! F Fo For |
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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2007, 04:57:18 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2007, 06:17:33 PM » |
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And the female side to the joke:
Q. Why do women fake orgasms??
A. Because men fake foreplay...
Why do people insist on telling jokes with words i dont understand? Now where is my monkey dictionary........ Right! F Fo For I'm Disappointed Matt!!!!! |
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