Need a Public Speaker?

[madasahatstand]

you can get me for a bottle of baileys 3 pints and a pack of smokey bacon

call it the baileys, the pints but you'll need to have fakin bacon as I couldnt get blood on my hands going for the dead pig:(  And you need to eat it and look like you are enjoying it:) Deal??

[Ironside]

you can get me for a bottle of baileys 3 pints and a pack of smokey bacon

call it the baileys, the pints but you'll need to have fakin bacon as I couldnt get blood on my hands going for the dead pig:(  And you need to eat it and look like you are enjoying it:) Deal??

fakin bacon?

btw in a pack of smokey bacon crisp there is no meat its just flavouring usually vegitarian friendly

[madasahatstand]

you can get me for a bottle of baileys 3 pints and a pack of smokey bacon

call it the baileys, the pints but you'll need to have fakin bacon as I couldnt get blood on my hands going for the dead pig:(  And you need to eat it and look like you are enjoying it:) Deal??

fakin bacon?

btw in a pack of smokey bacon crisp there is no meat its just flavouring usually vegitarian friendly

oh, crisps? lol, I thought you meant just a packet of pig?

anyway, whats your plans to get the squad ready then? I say all of us that need the pre-traiing need to do 3 times a week, 1 mile, 2 miles then 3 miles in the first week with lots of stretching and walking??

[Ironside]

what squad

who am i talking too?

if you want a physical trainer then unless your quite advanced fitness wise you might be better looking for someone not quite as demanding as my warm ups used to be like some people full sessions

[Swordpoker]

I like Jack Black,  he is one of the funniest actors around

My Uncle went to see Fred Dibnah a few years ago,  he bought me a ticket as he thought I liked him as well,  thankfully I couldn't attend and his work mate went with him instead .


lol ,  I am sure you would be a good speaker mad, but my dogs would be annoyed that I hadn't spent the tenner on a couple of cooked chickens for  their dinner instead 

Different Jack Black.

Jack Black is one of us mind bender types.