chivalry vs feminism

[bolt pp]

Did Alan Sugar organise this whole thing as a test?
If so, I'll use my initiative and get a third room in another hotel nearby.
If not, I'm not going on the trip anyway.

they're all booked up, next move Mr De Bono?

I packed a tent ......

it ripped as you unpacked it.....

Lucky I brought my tent repair kit....

you've repaired the tent and have been tucked up for about an hour when some particularly mean urban foxes come and rob you, they take the tent back to their burrow and urinate all over your rucksack, what now?

[Ironside]

i would sleep in the lobby if they kick me out the lobby i can aalwasy sleep in the doorway i might even make some moneyputting my cap out so i can afford a free breakfast

[madasahatstand]

To be honest it would all depend on my work colleagues rather then their gender. 



I want to make a question more interesting:

1 woman
1 straight guy
1 gay guy

1 man
1 straight woman
1 lesbian


2 rooms- 1 twin 1 single = who gets a single one?

Sexual orientation shouldn't make a difference IMO, and indeed the first post didn't specify the sexual orientation of the people involved.  I would still say in case 1 the two guys share, in case two the two women share.

 

[roverthtaeh]

Did Alan Sugar organise this whole thing as a test?
If so, I'll use my initiative and get a third room in another hotel nearby.
If not, I'm not going on the trip anyway.

they're all booked up, next move Mr De Bono?

I packed a tent ......

it ripped as you unpacked it.....

Lucky I brought my tent repair kit....

you've repaired the tent and have been tucked up for about an hour when some particularly mean urban foxes come and rob you, they take the tent back to their burrow and urinate all over your rucksack, what now?

I follow the footprints and trace their burrow whereupon I urinate in their doorway.
Then I hand wash the rucksack in a nearby stream, using the Persil tablet I packed.
With the 468-uses, special edition penknife I packed, I strip some branches, build a thatched den with raised A-frame bed and settle down to a good night's sleep, having laid boobytraps all around my camp.

[kinboshi]

Good thread.  Developing well.

[bolt pp]

Did Alan Sugar organise this whole thing as a test?
If so, I'll use my initiative and get a third room in another hotel nearby.
If not, I'm not going on the trip anyway.

they're all booked up, next move Mr De Bono?

I packed a tent ......

it ripped as you unpacked it.....

Lucky I brought my tent repair kit....

you've repaired the tent and have been tucked up for about an hour when some particularly mean urban foxes come and rob you, they take the tent back to their burrow and urinate all over your rucksack, what now?

I follow the footprints and trace their burrow whereupon I urinate in their doorway.
Then I hand wash the rucksack in a nearby stream, using the Persil tablet I packed.
With the 468-uses, special edition penknife I packed, I strip some branches, build a thatched den with raised A-frame bed and settle down to a good night's sleep, having laid boobytraps all around my camp.

so all seems well and your just starting to doze off when a bright light is suddenly shone in your face, you look up to see a police constable standing over you who goes onto explain that your antics have been monitered from the local cctv office.

you are arrested for criminal damage(to a tree) public indecency(exposing yourself to urinate all over the place) carrying a concealed weapon(the knife) possesion of a controlled substance(they dont believe your story about the white powder being the remains of a persil tablet).

It's not looking good...............

[roverthtaeh]

Did Alan Sugar organise this whole thing as a test?
If so, I'll use my initiative and get a third room in another hotel nearby.
If not, I'm not going on the trip anyway.

they're all booked up, next move Mr De Bono?

I packed a tent ......

it ripped as you unpacked it.....

Lucky I brought my tent repair kit....

you've repaired the tent and have been tucked up for about an hour when some particularly mean urban foxes come and rob you, they take the tent back to their burrow and urinate all over your rucksack, what now?

I follow the footprints and trace their burrow whereupon I urinate in their doorway.
Then I hand wash the rucksack in a nearby stream, using the Persil tablet I packed.
With the 468-uses, special edition penknife I packed, I strip some branches, build a thatched den with raised A-frame bed and settle down to a good night's sleep, having laid boobytraps all around my camp.

so all seems well and your just starting to doze off when a bright light is suddenly shone in your face, you look up to see a police constable standing over you who goes onto explain that your antics have been monitered from the local cctv office.

you are arrested for criminal damage(to a tree) public indecency(exposing yourself to urinate all over the place) carrying a concealed weapon(the knife) possesion of a controlled substance(they dont believe your story about the white powder being the remains of a persil tablet).

It's not looking good...............

......until I am escorted into the local police station whereupon I discover the desk Sergeant is none other than my long-lost, half-cousin removed's, nextdoor neighbour's, best friend's, step-sister's part-time milkman.
As I know only too well about his moonlighting with an untaxed float, he promptly arranges for all charges to be dropped, sets me up with a 5-star ensuite room (upstairs at the local lap-dancing club), and arranges a chauffeur-driven limo for me, together with a stunning blonde from a private escort agency.

[bolt pp]

Did Alan Sugar organise this whole thing as a test?
If so, I'll use my initiative and get a third room in another hotel nearby.
If not, I'm not going on the trip anyway.

they're all booked up, next move Mr De Bono?

I packed a tent ......

it ripped as you unpacked it.....

Lucky I brought my tent repair kit....

you've repaired the tent and have been tucked up for about an hour when some particularly mean urban foxes come and rob you, they take the tent back to their burrow and urinate all over your rucksack, what now?

I follow the footprints and trace their burrow whereupon I urinate in their doorway.
Then I hand wash the rucksack in a nearby stream, using the Persil tablet I packed.
With the 468-uses, special edition penknife I packed, I strip some branches, build a thatched den with raised A-frame bed and settle down to a good night's sleep, having laid boobytraps all around my camp.

so all seems well and your just starting to doze off when a bright light is suddenly shone in your face, you look up to see a police constable standing over you who goes onto explain that your antics have been monitered from the local cctv office.

you are arrested for criminal damage(to a tree) public indecency(exposing yourself to urinate all over the place) carrying a concealed weapon(the knife) possesion of a controlled substance(they dont believe your story about the white powder being the remains of a persil tablet).

It's not looking good...............

......until I am escorted into the local police station whereupon I discover the desk Sergeant is none other than my long-lost, half-cousin removed's, nextdoor neighbour's, best friend's, step-sister's part-time milkman.
As I know only too well about his moonlighting with an untaxed float, he promptly arranges for all charges to be dropped, sets me up with a 5-star ensuite room (upstairs at the local lap-dancing club), and arranges a chauffeur-driven limo for me, together with a stunning blonde from a private escort agency

she turns out to be a bloke

[thetank]

Who the hell is he/she gonna share with then?

[bolt pp]

Flushy

[thetank]

These are fun.

Three rooms, two trannies, Bernard Manning, Edi Amin and Velma from Scooby Doo. Who sleeps where?

[roverthtaeh]

Important Notice:
Business trip cancelled due to room shortage and gender uncertainty.

[roverthtaeh]

These are fun.

Three rooms, two trannies, Bernard Manning, Edi Amin and Velma from Scooby Doo. Who sleeps where?

One room should suffice.

[Claw75]

These are fun.

Three rooms, two trannies, Bernard Manning, Edi Amin and Velma from Scooby Doo. Who sleeps where?

Easy.  Bernard Manning is brown bread so he don't need a room.  Neither does Velma because she's not real.

[roverthtaeh]

These are fun.

Three rooms, two trannies, Bernard Manning, Edi Amin and Velma from Scooby Doo. Who sleeps where?

Easy.  Bernard Manning is brown bread so he don't need a room.  Neither does Velma because she's not real.

Pfft. Next you'll be saying that Penelope Pitstop ain't real either.