Fun Game

[JungleCat03]

OK, so in between mtts I've devised this game.

How to play?

Ok, well first you need this link http://babelfish.altavista.com/

Babelfish is a brilliant tool for translating stuff. Great for reading all the chat box insults from the league of nations that make up the poker world, and being able to translate your responses. I couldn't get by without it....

...BUT it's not perfect. And its flaws are illuminated to comic effect when you send text whizzing round the babel fish world.

What do I mean?

Well take a block of text in english. Hit translate English to French. Now you have it in french. Take the new text, translate french to german or similar. Take the new text, translate german to spanish, and send it back again to english and see what comes out of the other end.

I can't wait to try it on Bolt's posts......

Here's an innocent example

IFM's advice on the sensitive handling of AK......


I push UTG with AK here every single time, i think it's difficult for her to call but it is an easy reraise for her as you have to fold pretty much anything other than JJ+
You gave her the opportunity instead of keeping it yourself, wouldn't you have folded 77 to such a large bet in her position?
This is the best stage of a tourny where stealing blinds for fun is the way to go, ok if you get called you take your chances but you shouldn't be giving up your FE.
You've lost 3k but you can easily get that back by aggressive play in the next orbit.
So basically i say fold the AK and use your chips to better advantage.

No don't worry, i haven't translated it yet. This is english believe it or not! Just joking mate. Now we run it through the gauntlet of the translator

english>german>portuguese>french>>>greek>>>english

Push UTG with AK here a does one alone hour, epj'desi that it is difficult so it is called but is reraise easy so she because you have that did fold considerably a lot anything apart from II + that this you have given occasion antj' the himself, you 77 didn't fold in such big bets in in his determination of place? This is the better approved period of training tourny where flying you invest with wallpaper for the recreation you are the way to go, if you begin the call the reception their possibilities but you of giving above his FE. You have lost 3k but you can fy'!cilmente begin this behind the game aggressive in in the following orbit. Thus by'!sicamente I say aspect AK and the utilisation their fleas to improve the advantage.

Personally I think it makes more sense! The utilisation of fleas to improve the advantage is actually an advanced tactic.....

Haven funnen!

[neeko]

OK I have tried with a blonde classic

English - German - French - Italian - english

(It went a bit wrong)

Below are some points that I think you should bear in mind during a shootout

1 Try to take position behind the horse trough

2 keep your head below the level of the trough, especially whilst re loading

3 watch out for the man on top of the saloon with the rifle

4 only fire at people wearing black hats

5 when there is only one baddy left, stand up and walk towards him

6 Deliver a monologue on good v evil

7 Allow him to shoot you in the shoulder (gun hand if possible)

8 Finish him off with a single shot that flings him backwards through the saloon window

9 stagger into saloon to hear his last words

10 walk out of saloon to applause from grateful but cowardly townsfolk

11 Hug beautiful girl who has a crush on you, but dont kiss her

12 ride into sunset





1 Attempt to take to position behind the horses grondaia maintenance
2 your head under to the level of the grondaia, particularly during as far as the warehouse clock of the
3 for the man on the Saloon with the gun that fires the
4 to the persons, black nails head carrying outside
5, if not there is on the left only baddy, to be in top and to go in direction to he
6 to deliver monorondin on bond v evils
7 to allow it to you to pull them in the shoulder (hand of gun)
8 particular TIR finished far away that the nozzle behind from part of Saloonfenster 9 does not vary in the Saloon, to mean its last words way
10 of the Saloon of applauses that recognize of cowardly townsfolk the beautiful girl with
11 embrace that it has Zerstampfung on you, cord however outside however it glielo travel
12 in one to spread of the sun

[Claw75]

Junglecat's 'blonde story'

English - German - French - English

I striped so there above my tikay-ke roasted and installed with of Ironside on the box and my Bongos trommelnd, when Tuerklingel went dingdell, opened it me and in gone cleared.

"precisely of ParadiesSchuerhaken I screwed still. I received the batches of hands and freight of the activity, man, and felt my highstack indestructable, but I lost it all like slightly more klpper who' D it was been inside my Nemesis Behaelter-ED him and his royal equal amount removed approximately my ADZE gutshot verfangen.

This one arrives at of Dale there there me. Fu*King hooks of fanning!" if you do not throw "Tantrum bigfella, I precisely know that you are at the present time madasahatstand, however to me a forwarding of the large vegetables and who received goods pastry making concerned, you can be helped your shoes on the door-matt674, cake bigtomatoes and small, give me a hand with this mystery of word of cross and the opinion which is Kamel." "huh?" "you probably have Hump! "" Haha OK, not of need for being sark there. I am well a version of setting!"

"okayfuenf" the genius or the spirit meets "to the bottom" of the means of reinforcement for a drink? 5 Letters "" That' ll is djinn! What is to the bottom of six? French hydraulic power?" "LeKnave there! it is the last, has it to us all "" the DEWI? COLDLY! I present myself music, me concerns you, more Si I place Paprikapfeffer?"

"You do not go for him, me could Adam give! emm, I was right to throw the color with these animals with in park recalling that you dared time me... which you remember?" "Of Yeh were sure you a ruthless1. Joyeusement, like him lobbed which orange in this Welpen!" "Haha, considering one and ahead then never! Was Oder it ginger?"

I dunno me I precisely point out "this boy cries. They explained to him that ", your Hundsnoopys you who probably satisfies, you do not ensure travelling in an equal oil, kids" "days happy. When you gave it whom it white Hund-turd, is in top explamment milkybar him zuzujubeln, him "him, the kid probably did not help!" He, would like to go you to the zoo the following week. I place myself fixations fishguts at that theswans, to which junglecats and to which maddogs for a laughter ahead! We can go downwards in my m3 "" the boy, I would become the expensive ones!

A success anyhow the best bag. I have tomorrow a work and am to him sunday8pm. Man, tis that to surprise, as fast fly to beyond thewy kend. I am knackered, 10 hours of Kip, the Bauers Jack of the girl, Kim and of me dreams however, believe like newman * a sigh * "" of collaborator Laters." "Laters, is lukie (d)"

[JungleCat03]

Junglecat's 'blonde story'

English - German - French - English

I striped so there above my tikay-ke roasted and installed with of Ironside on the box and my Bongos trommelnd, when Tuerklingel went dingdell, opened it me and in gone cleared.

"precisely of ParadiesSchuerhaken I screwed still. I received the batches of hands and freight of the activity, man, and felt my highstack indestructable, but I lost it all like slightly more klpper who' D it was been inside my Nemesis Behaelter-ED him and his royal equal amount removed approximately my ADZE gutshot verfangen.

This one arrives at of Dale there there me. Fu*King hooks of fanning!" if you do not throw "Tantrum bigfella, I precisely know that you are at the present time madasahatstand, however to me a forwarding of the large vegetables and who received goods pastry making concerned, you can be helped your shoes on the door-matt674, cake bigtomatoes and small, give me a hand with this mystery of word of cross and the opinion which is Kamel." "huh?" "you probably have Hump! "" Haha OK, not of need for being sark there. I am well a version of setting!"

"okayfuenf" the genius or the spirit meets "to the bottom" of the means of reinforcement for a drink? 5 Letters "" That' ll is djinn! What is to the bottom of six? French hydraulic power?" "LeKnave there! it is the last, has it to us all "" the DEWI? COLDLY! I present myself music, me concerns you, more Si I place Paprikapfeffer?"

"You do not go for him, me could Adam give! emm, I was right to throw the color with these animals with in park recalling that you dared time me... which you remember?" "Of Yeh were sure you a ruthless1. Joyeusement, like him lobbed which orange in this Welpen!" "Haha, considering one and ahead then never! Was Oder it ginger?"

I dunno me I precisely point out "this boy cries. They explained to him that ", your Hundsnoopys you who probably satisfies, you do not ensure travelling in an equal oil, kids" "days happy. When you gave it whom it white Hund-turd, is in top explamment milkybar him zuzujubeln, him "him, the kid probably did not help!" He, would like to go you to the zoo the following week. I place myself fixations fishguts at that theswans, to which junglecats and to which maddogs for a laughter ahead! We can go downwards in my m3 "" the boy, I would become the expensive ones!

A success anyhow the best bag. I have tomorrow a work and am to him sunday8pm. Man, tis that to surprise, as fast fly to beyond thewy kend. I am knackered, 10 hours of Kip, the Bauers Jack of the girl, Kim and of me dreams however, believe like newman * a sigh * "" of collaborator Laters." "Laters, is lukie (d)"

 

"your Hundsnoopys you who probably satisfies"

"Fu*King hooks of fanning"

Nice one claw!

[Claw75]

"Fu*King hooks of fanning"

yes, that was my personal favourite

[tantrum]

Babelfish is a brilliant tool for translating stuff. Great for reading all the chat box insults from the league of nations that make up the poker world, and being able to translate your responses. I couldn't get by without it....

English-dutch-portugese-french-english


Babelfish is an instrument that shines to translate the material. Great for the reading of all the offences of the praatjedoos of the league of the nations that can make in superior part the world to tisonnier, and your reactions to translate. I could not without being....