Famous Alcohol Quotes

[Flea]

6 definitions of drunkeness:

1. Sober  - Possessed of iron will but often lacking a sense of humour. Helpful with doing dishes,finding CD's and lifts home.Probably in need of several stiff drinks.
2.Tipsy - The usual signs are a flushed face,stupid grin,loud voice and a profound love for mankind.The sufferer is incredibly deep,intelligent and insightful but prone to giggles.
3. Plastered - Extremely generous,loud and confident.Suffering from verbal diarrhea and a brlirf that he/she can drink anyone under the table.
4. Drunk - Suffering from vision,hearing & speech impairment with an insatiable appetite for pizza. Will snog anything that moves.Possessing an illogical belief that he/she is gorgeous despite dribbling and slobbering.
5. Legless - Invincible but incapable. Suffering from extreme loss of balance,co-ordination and sex appeal.Liable to sleep anywhere.Babbling incoherently with loss of most bodily functions.
6. Hung-over - Suffering from near death like state, often catatonic and always with a pounding headache.Unbalanced with no sense of humour.Needs total silence and another drink!!

[The_duke]

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman

[The_duke]

on a final note I think this says it all

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart

[fearisthekey]

on a final note I think this says it all

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart

Wow. Too true. I want that on my tombstone.

[Sheriff Fatman]

Larry Miller's '5 stages of drinking'......

http://www.jiggilo.com/downloads/Larry%20Miller%20-%205%20Stages%20of%20Drinking.mp3

[The_duke]

Some people say drink is bad for you but

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
-Benjamin Franklin