I'm ashamed of nothing

lol made me think, i was in the betting shop earlier this evening and one of the birds behing the counter had a kitten that her friend had brought in and i was chatting to her and she lifted up the cage to show me the smallest little shaking kitten you've ever seen and i love cats and instinctivly said: "aaaarrrrrrrhhhhhhh, she's so sweet"

realising i was probably going to get robbed when i left i rectified the situation by saying: "cats, what a load of shit, i'm gonna kick some stray ones on the way home".