Dear Matt,
I wish to register my displeasure at your dishing out of what is sometimes, inaccurately known as a "bad beat".
Not only did you hit a 6-outer, but you actually convinced me to go to the bloody Gutshot in the first place.
I was on my way to the hotel to sleep! But you insisted so that you could take advantage of my simultaneously hungover and slightly tipsy state thou roguish rough-hewn gudgeon
Please note that although I suggested we all use the term Raisy Dasiy, you're not meant to us it to me when you're then going to utterly suck out on me.
You're also not meant to make frankly hurtful comments and insults after the aforementioned suckout, and then refuse to pay off my middle set, even with an ace on the board! How dare you sir!
I demand a rematch. Heads up for rolls. Which after last night, or rather this morning, is about 20p.
I'm thinking of removing you from facebook - I hope you realise that.
Yours,
Aggrieved of THMF.
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