some more quotes
"Lawrence where's your effin sister"
"Timothy you're not going to spill that drink in this Taxi" ooops
"Dawn you're not going to spill that drink in this Taxi" ooops
"That effin refer effin ree is effin gay and the commen effin tator is first on my effin hit list"
"Where are the effin car keys, they are in the effin pub" (4.30am after coming back from Killarney - not for driving but for the front door)
"How's the beef doing" "Fine as long as they didn't let the dog in" (whoop whoop for the win)
"Where's my steak" "What steak ?" as he picked the bits out of his teeth at 5am
"Whats that smell" (Pizza was being warmed up in the oven at 5am still in its cardboard box)
"effin sick call" -- "But it was you dude" <sigh>
"Meet Ger - He's the the man who fell asleep on your Mother last Friday"
"Do you teach my children"
"No coaching at the table" "I'm not coaching - go all in Margaret"
"Are you going to take for those drinks"
"Dawn ? how many can you fit for the beef - OK let me make a few calls"
"Is this a nice pub -- lets see" (Sunday)
"I'll tune it up for you" Duke to Baby (96 yrs old) the TV the TV !!
"Did you give out the flyers" "No Mam we stuck them on cars - after we removed the florist's ones"
"If Midge Ure doesn't do Vienna there WILL be trouble"
"That effin bouncer has it in for me"
"Martin what will your tv be when it grows up"
to be continued......................
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