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« on: May 30, 2008, 12:05:29 PM »

William Hill are today writing out a cheque for £1,426,000 to a Sussex based internet client who hit a winning streak online at williamhillcasino.com when his lucky number, twenty-three came up trumps for him whilst playing roulette.

 

Wishing to only be Known as Jason H, from Sussex, the 40 yr old local businessman is a regular player with Hills and hit a lucky run with his favourite number '23'.  Starting off with his usual bets, Jason built up his balance after a good run until his luck REALLY kicked in! Caught up in the moment he wagered his entire balance around his lucky number and then watched in amazement as it came in for him, netting a cool six-figure amount. Not content to stop there he followed the same tactics to see 23 drop again and again, boosting his payout to a total of £1,426,000!  At this point, Jason H didn't believe his luck and called Hills to check that his computer wasn't playing up and confirm his win was real.

 

 "It was real alright," said Hills spokesman David Hood, ''We must be the world's luckiest betting company....... for punters! Since Christmas, we have written three £1+million cheques out to winning customers and at this rate we're aiming to tackle the credit crunch one 'Willionaire' at a time! For Jason H, it wasn't a case of third time lucky, but 'twenty-third' time lucky as the number '23' came up several times in short succession. The client, because he was on such a hot streak kept increasing his stakes with his winnings until he hit that magical £1.4miilion win. Incredible!''

 

 Jason H's win comes just weeks after Fred Craggs's historic £1million pound 8-horse accumulator win from a 50p bet, and hot on the heels of another Hills internet casino player, the mystery Mr X, who celebrated Christmas with a £1million slot machine win.  Which ensures that Hills have created more Millionaires than any other betting company.  Understandably, some of the winners wish to protect their identity, so it's become a case of 'Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil!' 

 

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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2008, 12:06:12 PM »

"Caught up in the moment he wagered his entire balance around his lucky number and then watched in amazement as it came in for him, netting a cool six-figure amount"


Kids, do not try this at home.


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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2008, 12:08:10 PM »

"Caught up in the moment he wagered his entire balance around his lucky number and then watched in amazement as it came in for him, netting a cool six-figure amount"


Kids, do not try this at home.




UNLESS ITS ON BLONDE !!! Wink
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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2008, 12:08:19 PM »

He then wagered the entire 6 figure amount!

Had he given his login to sunday?
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2008, 12:09:27 PM »

"Caught up in the moment he wagered his entire balance around his lucky number and then watched in amazement as it came in for him, netting a cool six-figure amount"


Kids, do not try this at home.




UNLESS ITS ON BLONDE !!! Wink


no, it would probably lead to a penly style spin up and the end of the blonde world as we know it!
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2008, 12:21:03 PM »

He then wagered the entire 6 figure amount!

Had he given his login to sunday?

sunday with 1.4 mill to play with doesnt bear thinking about really
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2008, 12:25:38 PM »

He then wagered the entire 6 figure amount!

Had he given his login to sunday?

sunday with 1.4 mill to play with doesnt bear thinking about really

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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2008, 12:27:17 PM »

He then wagered the entire 6 figure amount!

Had he given his login to sunday?

sunday with 1.4 mill to play with doesnt bear thinking about really

Light blue touch paper and stand well back

Especially if it's on Flushy's account...
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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2008, 01:09:16 PM »

he runs good unless publicity scam 4 hills. everyone will be trying it now
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2008, 03:04:44 PM »

"Caught up in the moment he wagered his entire balance around his lucky number and then watched in amazement as it came in for him, netting a cool six-figure amount"


lol..yeah kids, let's all become compulsive gamblers!
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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2008, 11:36:05 AM »

Never comes in when I do it.
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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2008, 06:28:46 AM »

our syndicate tried it in casino tonight £5 each 6 of us including atleast 4 blondes


i left them too it and and one stage its was 6 deep with spectacors and staff watching as the other 5 were screeaming

one bet where we had to piles of chips on the one number came in and people queuing at the door were climbing to get in

10 minutes later i see the teh boys heading towards me

i hold out my hand

and i get told

" we surrounded 0 but missed out 12 and it hit a 12"


gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i was nearly a multimillionaire or something
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