get this, i was walking past this muppets house and they'd left their window open so i had a little look inside and see a flat screen T.V, in the process of removing it someone called the police and i was arrested for burglary, fcking Nazi's.
Bastards!..Anyone who leaves their doors and windows open shouldn't complain if someone "keeps expensive items safe while the owner is away to prevent it from falling into the wrong hands", they should be grateful.
*goes to lock car doors*
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