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Question: Select the best three captions from the list below...
Jones and Trumper fight over the £50 first prize in DTD's monthly cheesiest grin contest
ill give u fifty for your bolloxs
[ x ] lolz i pwn bounty hunting imo, ldo
Give me that back, you cheeky monkey.
'Your place or mine?'
TY Mr Trumper, most generous, Father Michael only usually gives me 50p for a nosh.
Simon discovers the only way to get LeKnave to smile at a poker table
So they call you "Goldenbollox" and you're good at sucking out?....here's a 50..prove it!
I'll give you another 1 of them if you show me them golden balls young chap !!
Simon's new job as Catman impersonator reaps its rewards
Simon; "Here, go buy yourself the new New Kids on The Block CD". Knave; "Word, Balla, Ship da Monies!"
Simon turns to desperate measures to be included in the blonde Bash photos
The bishop was out of town.
Simon; "Excuse me Sir..you seem to have dropped this". Knave; "Keep it, it's Rich's...FK HIS LIFE!..I don't need it...I shit da monies, Balla!...WORD!"
It was dirt cheap, the rent boy only charged me £50 for the bj
a set of queens!!!!
Not a bad to see a flop......but how much for a backdoor straight ??
'ere you go mate, get some lightbulbs'..
Running bad, fk my life........, ok, £50 im yours but you have to throw in a burger too.
Nipping champion of the world smiles wryly as he relieves the notoriously tight Aces Trumper of a fifty
keep smiling and nobody gets hurt...
fck my life, Fact
Trumper: If you grip that £50 any tighter it's going to bloody rip!
"...$50 make you happy long time"
Gimme my money bitch!
"Simon il tell you how i run like god later"
leKnave takes his new Balla style to the next level, asking Duncan Goodhue to pose as Simon trumper for £50
"You got fekin lucky" says Simon stubbornly after dropping a 50 to Dave in the last longer follicle challenge
OK for fifty quid I Will Swallow
£50 per head huh? Yum Yum
heres that £50 for the bj in the toilets.,.,.,.,.,.,its the last time im paying..,.,
There you go Trumper, thats for winning the John Locke lookalike competition.
For £50 can I rub your Golden Balls for luck?
I wipe my arse with these, im so golden
heres 50 quid for your train home kid come back when you have started puberty

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« on: July 08, 2008, 12:23:10 AM »

Good wholesome family fun.  Smiley

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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2008, 12:27:06 AM »

TY Mr Trumper, most generous, Father Michael only usually gives me 50p for a nosh

 
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2008, 03:56:14 PM »

TY Mr Trumper, most generous, Father Michael only usually gives me 50p for a nosh

 

Kev prob?

All the rest are crap.
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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2008, 05:43:17 PM »

TY Mr Trumper, most generous, Father Michael only usually gives me 50p for a nosh

 

Kev prob?

All the rest are crap.

I know - mine looked so rubbish in comparison I couldn't even bring myself to vote for them, as I usually do!

PS my money is on it being AndrewT.
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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2008, 05:47:20 PM »

How can this one not be winning?

Give me that back, you cheeky monkey.
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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2008, 07:17:38 PM »

TY Mr Trumper, most generous, Father Michael only usually gives me 50p for a nosh

 

Kev prob?

All the rest are crap.

I know - mine looked so rubbish in comparison I couldn't even bring myself to vote for them, as I usually do!

PS my money is on it being AndrewT.

Nah Andrew has a more refined sense of humour.
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2008, 12:01:16 AM »

kinboshi
Simon discovers the only way to get LeKnave to smile at a poker table

kinboshi
Simon turns to desperate measures to be included in the blonde Bash photos

Digger
'Your place or mine?'

claw75
[ x ] lolz i pwn bounty hunting imo, ldo

claw75
Jones and Trumper fight over the £50 first prize in DTD's monthly cheesiest grin contest

boldie
Simon; "Here, go buy yourself the new New Kids on The Block CD". Knave; "Word, Balla, Ship da Monies!"

mondatoo
I'll give you another 1 of them if you show me them golden balls young chap !!

Boldie
Simon; "Excuse me Sir..you seem to have dropped this". Knave; "Keep it, it's Rich's...FK HIS LIFE!..I don't need it...I shit da monies, Balla!...WORD!"

D Jones
ill give u fifty for your bolloxs

gladys
It was dirt cheap, the rent boy only charged me £50 for the bj

Colchester Kev
TY Mr Trumper, most generous, Father Michael only usually gives me 50p for a nosh.

not boldie
So they call you "Goldenbollox" and you're good at sucking out?....here's a 50..prove it!

ripple11
Not a bad to see a flop......but how much for a backdoor straight ??

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a set of queens!!!!

alex martin
Running bad, fk my life........, ok, £50 im yours but you have to throw in a burger too.

tornton spinks
'ere you go mate, get some lightbulbs'..

sovietsong
keep smiling and nobody gets hurt...

phatomch
fck my life, Fact

doubleup
Nipping champion of the world smiles wryly as he relieves the notoriously tight Aces Trumper of a fifty

maldini32
Gimme my money bitch!

Andrew Psaras
"...$50 make you happy long time"

Dan Carter
Trumper: If you grip that £50 any tighter it's going to bloody rip!

Newmanseye
leKnave takes his new Balla style to the next level, asking Duncan Goodhue to pose as Simon trumper for £50

Girgy85
"Simon il tell you how i run like god later"

Paul
OK for fifty quid I Will Swallow

stoneii
"You got fekin lucky" says Simon stubbornly after dropping a 50 to Dave in the last longer follicle challenge

james fisher
heres that £50 for the bj in the toilets.,.,.,.,.,.,its the last time im paying..,.,

Alex ItsMrAlex2u
£50 per head huh? Yum Yum

Brent Horner
There you go Trumper, thats for winning the John Locke lookalike competition.

kinboshi
For £50 can I rub your Golden Balls for luck?

sledge13
I wipe my arse with these, im so golden

DUNK619
heres 50 quid for your train home kid come back when you have started puberty


snoopy
Simon's new job as Catman impersonator reaps its rewards

snoopy
The bishop was out of town.

snoopy
Give me that back, you cheeky monkey.
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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2008, 12:01:48 AM »

Congratulations to DUNK619 
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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2008, 12:06:31 AM »

Congratulations to DUNK619 
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« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2008, 12:06:47 AM »

Congratulations to DUNK619 
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« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2008, 12:10:00 AM »

lolz quality Dunk, wp.
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« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2008, 01:05:30 AM »

rigged imo.
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« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2008, 01:07:43 AM »

rigged imo.

you was robbed!
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« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2008, 11:32:03 AM »

[  ] DONK IS USED TO WINNING THINGS
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« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2008, 04:27:50 PM »

[  ] DONK IS USED TO WINNING THINGS
  its true and then i finally win summat and theres no prize i run good
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