OK, I warned Red that if he didn't finish the story we could run riot...so I've no choice but to post something completely unacceptable and breaking all the rules (or at least the spirit) of the Blonde forum.
I didn't want it to come to this, but he's left me no choice.
Such a shame because I agreed with TK that the forum should be a nice, family friendly place..but with no pudgy grandfather figure floating about in the shape of Mr Red, distracting me with his stories what do you expect me to do?
I realise it might be offensive to most of you to even think this, let alone say it but..what do you expect me to do?
If you have to ban me for this then that's your prerogative and I'll just go back to bothering people on the L'Oreal Forum and tell them all that actually "They're not worth it at all"...so if you see loads of tarted up teens sniffling and crying their eyes out ON YOUR HEAD BE IT, MR RED!
I actually think Kinboshi is a nice guy!
I feel dirty now.

You need help!!