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« on: July 31, 2008, 04:16:04 PM »
I fell out of my bed.......2'6" on to a solid wood floor, stone cold sober, ffs I'm 47 and this has never happened to me before............

Chrissie laughed for about 5 min's non stop as I guess I would have had it been the other way about!

Why should this happen now?
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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2008, 04:18:37 PM »
were you having a dream where you were moving about?
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« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2008, 04:19:02 PM »
Quote from: Digger on July 31, 2008, 04:16:04 PM
I fell out of my bed.......2'6" on to a solid wood floor, stone cold sober, ffs I'm 47 and this has never happened to me before............

Chrissie laughed for about 5 min's non stop as I guess I would have had it been the other way about!

Why should this happen now?

I'm guessing she kicked you mate..it's the only logical explanation.
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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2008, 04:19:39 PM »
Quote from: Digger on July 31, 2008, 04:16:04 PM
I fell out of my bed.......2'6" on to a solid wood floor, stone cold sober, ffs I'm 47 and this has never happened to me before............

Chrissie laughed for about 5 min's non stop as I guess I would have had it been the other way about!

Why should this happen now?

Take a viagra Digger ... stops you rolling out of bed !
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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2008, 04:19:47 PM »
Quote from: boldie on July 31, 2008, 04:19:02 PM
Quote from: Digger on July 31, 2008, 04:16:04 PM
I fell out of my bed.......2'6" on to a solid wood floor, stone cold sober, ffs I'm 47 and this has never happened to me before............

Chrissie laughed for about 5 min's non stop as I guess I would have had it been the other way about!

Why should this happen now?

I'm guessing she kicked you mate..it's the only logical explanation.
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« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2008, 04:38:58 PM »
Quote from: boldie on July 31, 2008, 04:19:02 PM
Quote from: Digger on July 31, 2008, 04:16:04 PM
I fell out of my bed.......2'6" on to a solid wood floor, stone cold sober, ffs I'm 47 and this has never happened to me before............

Chrissie laughed for about 5 min's non stop as I guess I would have had it been the other way about!

Why should this happen now?

I'm guessing she kicked you mate..it's the only logical explanation.


That must be it!........my turn tonight......see how she likes it  Grin
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« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2008, 04:40:15 PM »


That's rolling on the floor...
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« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2008, 05:01:36 PM »
My ex used to do the roll up in the divet thing - leaving me to wake up shivering. One night grabbed it gave a real heave & spun her clean out the bed (I was just trying to reclaim some of the duvet - but she's half my size so...). She went nuts but I was laughing too hard to even appologise.

Wonder why I'm single....
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« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2008, 07:27:30 PM »
Quote from: Digger on July 31, 2008, 04:16:04 PM
I fell out of my bed.......2'6" on to a solid wood floor, stone cold sober, ffs I'm 47 and this has never happened to me before............

Chrissie laughed for about 5 min's non stop as I guess I would have had it been the other way about!

Why should this happen now?

Subsidence   
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