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« on: August 24, 2008, 10:37:11 AM »

Can i cheat my way in to Mensa because i definitely dont have a high enough IQ to get in.

Can someone take the exam for me and take my ID with you and i'll give you some money.

Also do i have a case that my human rights are being violated if they dont let me in because they a being prejudice against thick people, if so can i sue them?
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2008, 10:40:02 AM »

I think you might need a photographic ID these days to do the exam. There is no benefit to being a member of Mensa and all it shows is you are good at IQ tests.

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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2008, 10:55:18 AM »

I'll do my best to improve my mental perspicacity and prove to the guys at mesa i would a credible acquisition the organisation, discerning cultured and intelligent, if i work sedulously to improve my IQ test technique i'm sure  could gain entry on merit and take my place amongst the intellectual elite of great Britain.

I'll do it later though, i'm watching X-Factor now
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2008, 10:58:21 AM »

I'll do my best to improve my mental perspicacity and prove to the guys at mesa i would a credible acquisition the organisation, discerning cultured and intelligent, if i work sedulously to improve my IQ test technique i'm sure  could gain entry on merit and take my place amongst the intellectual elite of great Britain.

I'll do it later though, i'm watching X-Factor now

Good job spelling isn't part of the exam Wink
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2008, 10:59:41 AM »

I'll do it later though, i'm watching X-Factor now

Made me turn olympics off for this now lol
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2008, 11:01:35 AM »

I'll do my best to improve my mental perspicacity and prove to the guys at mesa i would a credible acquisition the organisation, discerning cultured and intelligent, if i work sedulously to improve my IQ test technique i'm sure  could gain entry on merit and take my place amongst the intellectual elite of great Britain.

I'll do it later though, i'm watching X-Factor now

Good job spelling isn't part of the exam Wink

I was just testing you, a true member of mensa would've spotted that instantly

well done, you passed Roll Eyes
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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2008, 11:02:47 AM »

Can i cheat my way in to Mensa because i definitely dont have a high enough IQ to get in.

Can someone take the exam for me and take my ID with you and i'll give you some money.

Also do i have a case that my human rights are being violated if they dont let me in because they a being prejudice against thick people, if so can i sue them?


T-Shirt for bolt if he gains enty into MENSA.
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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2008, 11:03:10 AM »

I'll do my best to improve my mental perspicacity and prove to the guys at mesa i would a credible acquisition the organisation, discerning cultured and intelligent, if i work sedulously to improve my IQ test technique i'm sure  could gain entry on merit and take my place amongst the intellectual elite of great Britain.

I'll do it later though, i'm watching X-Factor now

Good job spelling isn't part of the exam Wink



I was just testing you, a true member of mensa would've spotted that instantly

well done, you passed Roll Eyes

And I was testing you, a true poker player would have bullshitted my like you did, well done, you also passed and are now ready for the $50,000 HORSE.
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2008, 11:04:18 AM »

I'll do my best to improve my mental perspicacity and prove to the guys at mesa i would a credible acquisition the organisation, discerning cultured and intelligent, if i work sedulously to improve my IQ test technique i'm sure  could gain entry on merit and take my place amongst the intellectual elite of great Britain.

I'll do it later though, i'm watching X-Factor now

Good job spelling isn't part of the exam Wink


And I was testing you, a true poker player would have bullshitted my like you did, well done, you also passed and are now ready for the $50,000 HORSE.
I was just testing you, a true member of mensa would've spotted that instantly

well done, you passed Roll Eyes

staking me then?
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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2008, 11:11:15 AM »

I'll do my best to improve my mental perspicacity and prove to the guys at mesa i would a credible acquisition the organisation, discerning cultured and intelligent, if i work sedulously to improve my IQ test technique i'm sure  could gain entry on merit and take my place amongst the intellectual elite of great Britain.

I'll do it later though, i'm watching X-Factor now

Good job spelling isn't part of the exam Wink


And I was testing you, a true poker player would have bullshitted my like you did, well done, you also passed and are now ready for the $50,000 HORSE.
I was just testing you, a true member of mensa would've spotted that instantly

well done, you passed Roll Eyes

staking me then?

yep, 50 cents is coming your way, you dont have to be a member of Mensa to work out how far off you are from the buy-in
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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2008, 06:39:03 PM »

I think you might need a photographic ID these days to do the exam. There is no benefit to being a member of Mensa and all it shows is you are good at IQ tests.


He's right you know.  they even let me in once!!!
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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2008, 06:42:44 PM »

I think you might need a photographic ID these days to do the exam. There is no benefit to being a member of Mensa and all it shows is you are good at IQ tests.


He's right you know.  they even let me in once!!!

Mensa is an organisation started up by 2 guys who literally said "There should be a club for people like us that only people like us can join".

No thanks.


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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2008, 12:56:26 PM »

I used to be in Mensa. God there were some sad people there. Watch The Simpsons episode when lisa joins and that pretty much sums them up.
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