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Snatiramas

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The best bit of Eurospeak

« on: September 05, 2008, 12:31:30 PM »

Ladies and gentlemen in the last few months the UK office has collected the following classics from our German cousins. For best effect please say them out loud in a faintly Germanic accent...........

Of course their English puts my German to shame


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Re: The best bit of Eurospeak

« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2008, 12:42:56 PM »

Quote from: Snatiramas on September 05, 2008, 12:31:30 PM

couldn't we just get boldie to say them all into webcam and pop it on youtube?


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Re: The best bit of Eurospeak

« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 12:43:50 PM »

Quote from: Claw75 on September 05, 2008, 12:42:56 PM

Quote from: Snatiramas on September 05, 2008, 12:31:30 PM

couldn't we just get boldie to say them all into webcam and pop it on youtube?

Wicked idea