Neteller, absolutely ridiculous

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Wow that was a crazy read. What absolute jokers!

Use moneybookers instead man!!

I do now. Moneybookers are pretty good.

[MC]

nb Rookie's bad experience was a couple of years ago for the not so bump-conscious amongst us 

Haha totally didn't notice that!!

Yeah moneybookers seem good, prefer to just use debit cards generally though!

[AlexMartin]

yup, moneybookers ftw. pretty ridic customer service rooks.

[DungBeetle]

Neteller are a bunch of lobotomized chimps.  I am p*ssed off even thinking about that company.  3 years ago I deposited £500 with them and then they took me on a security merry-go-round.   I quickly lost my patience and asked them to close my account and return my funds.  For 30 days I was told by a long succession of halfwits that since I was based in the UK it would take 365 DAYS to reimburse my money.  Eventually I got through to someone senior and the money was reimbursed immediately.  At the end of each conversation an infuriating American accent would say

"Thank you so much for choosing Neteller"

By the end I would shout

"I AM NOT CHOOSING NETELLER - I AM CLOSING MY ACCOUNT - YOU ARE A BUNCH OF INCOMPETENT IDIOTS"

The would reply

"Thank you"

Total w*nkers.

[ChipRich]

I have like £1200 locked up in Neteller atm.

They said they needed proof of ID and a bill or bank statement, which i sent them like 5 days ago. Now they're saying the statement the bank stamped and stuff isn't sufficient and that my account has been locked.

Since this, i have sent various emails in the last 3 days and no1 has got back to me, so i don't know whats going on.

All i wanted to do in first place was transfer £1200 from Blonde to Party so i opened an account. Its taking for fkin ever and tiltin the hell outa me. Been like 2 weeks so far. sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ItsMrAlex2u]

I have like £1200 locked up in Neteller atm.

They said they needed proof of ID and a bill or bank statement, which i sent them like 5 days ago. Now they're saying the statement the bank stamped and stuff isn't sufficient and that my account has been locked.

Since this, i have sent various emails in the last 3 days and no1 has got back to me, so i don't know whats going on.

All i wanted to do in first place was transfer £1200 from Blonde to Party so i opened an account. Its taking for fkin ever and tiltin the hell outa me. Been like 2 weeks so far. sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Inappropriate americanised use of the word "Like" so neteller actions totally justified imo

[ItsMrAlex2u]

I have like £1200 locked up in Neteller atm.

They said they needed proof of ID and a bill or bank statement, which i sent them like 5 days ago. Now they're saying the statement the bank stamped and stuff isn't sufficient and that my account has been locked.

Since this, i have sent various emails in the last 3 days and no1 has got back to me, so i don't know whats going on.

All i wanted to do in first place was transfer £1200 from Blonde to Party so i opened an account. Its taking for fkin ever and tiltin the hell outa me. Been like 2 weeks so far. sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Inappropriate americanised use of the word "Like" so neteller actions totally justified imo

oh the hatrick was there

[ChipRich]

sighhh. gr8 game.

[Pelham Boy]

I last used Neteller in January to withdraw about £450 to my bank account. They paid me twice by mistake. I have had two letters and four or five e-mails asking for their money. Yeah right! ty neteller!

[ItsMrAlex2u]

I last used Neteller in January to withdraw about £450 to my bank account. They paid me twice by mistake. I have had two letters and four or five e-mails asking for their money. Yeah right! ty neteller!

Have they asked you to call in yet?

[Pelham Boy]

No. The last e-mail said if i don't settle the balance then my account would be closed.

[ItsMrAlex2u]

With a debit balance? Lol wp neteller

[Photurian]

I last used Neteller in January to withdraw about £450 to my bank account. They paid me twice by mistake. I have had two letters and four or five e-mails asking for their money. Yeah right! ty neteller!

LOL