adulterous poker

Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped
some card on the floor.When he bent down under the table to pick them up,
he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress.

Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to
get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see
anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed
he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After
taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this
offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her
husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at
her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2p.m. sharp
and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and
closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house,
asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few
minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did
he give you $500?" In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and
after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did
give me $500." Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his
wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. He came by the office this morning
and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
afternoon on his way home and pay me back."..

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker PLAYER !!