The guy who has fired the One O'Clock Gun (and scaring the crap out of tourists

) in Edinburgh for the last 25 years, Tam the Gun, has passed away.
Among tributes to him GNER are going to name a train after him.....
Naming something that will be habitually late in tribute to a guy who has been bang on time for 25 years..... irony of the highest order.
Other unsuitable tributes.... The Colchester Kev Vegetable Garden..... The TK Youth Centre....
Any more?