Great effort Joobie but why do you have a male blow up doll.

Sharplea say no more

AHEM!!!!! The doll you are refering to has a name! (Derek) - he was a gift to keep me company for the brief period i lived alone! - felt bad kicking him out (he's a nice bloke really) and I am in the process of finding him a blow up wife, she should arrive in 4-6 working days!