:L £20k loan over 10 years at 2536% APR haha
Thank you for your request Mr ViiperUK.
Your loan has been approved at the rate requested.
The £20,000 will be in your designated bank in 24 hours.
I look forward to receiving your first repayment of £3,666 on the 1st January followed by 35 further payments on the 1st of each month.