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« on: September 16, 2010, 07:34:57 PM » |
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Three daughters, Poppy Honey Oliver, Daisy Boo Oliver and Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver.
Now a son who he's called Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver!
What a cock.
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"I know we must all worship at the Church of Chomps, but statements like this are just plain ridic. He says he can't get a bet on, but we all know he can."
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Laxie
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2010, 07:37:53 PM » |
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Good thing their daddy has money or those poor kids would be getting ripped all through childhood.
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I bet when Hugh Hefner dies, you won't hear anyone say, "He's in a better place."
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outragous76
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2010, 07:44:25 PM » |
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Good thing their daddy has money or those poor kids would be getting ripped all through childhood.
The great thing about money is it doent stop a childs unbeknown ruthlessness! But it is difficult to rip your mate for his name when your called Apple  |
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DaveShoelace
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2010, 08:24:54 PM » |
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I think I will call my first-born Wanky Plopps Sausage Wiggle Puppy, to see if it gives me a higher social standing and gets the kid into a private school
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Bongo
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2010, 08:40:02 PM » |
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I'm calling my first kid Pinta
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Do you think it's dangerous to have Busby Berkeley dreams?
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sovietsong
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2010, 08:46:39 PM » |
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i like bernard for a boy...
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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77dave
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2010, 08:56:04 PM » |
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Merge
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Mantis - I would like to thank 77dave for his more realistic take on things.
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kinboshi
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2010, 09:02:27 PM » |
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I'm calling my first kid Pinta
Getuza for your second? |
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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Claw75
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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2010, 09:04:38 PM » |
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I'm calling my first kid Pinta
Getuza for your second? Halfa for a girl imo |
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kinboshi
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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2010, 09:06:13 PM » |
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I'm calling my first kid Pinta
Getuza for your second? Halfa for a girl imo Dwanna has a nice ring to it. |
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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Claw75
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« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2010, 09:14:26 PM » |
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I'm calling my first kid Pinta
Getuza for your second? Halfa for a girl imo Dwanna has a nice ring to it. Pinta, Halfa, Getuza, Dwanna and Mynza |
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2010, 11:05:37 PM » |
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Three daughters, Poppy Honey Oliver, Daisy Boo Oliver and Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver.
Now a son who he's called Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver!
What a cock.
Indeed what a cock! Any cock that can father 4 children is quite a cock imo. |
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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2010, 08:35:28 AM » |
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If MrsB and myself were to ever have kids I wanted to call a daughter "Fafafafa" or Fanny F. (my last name is Lap)
MrsB was not impressed.
It's a good thing we don't have kids...
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2010, 03:08:26 PM » |
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He will have had no choice in the naming... and will have said it sounds fine, honest to her!
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2010, 11:22:51 AM » |
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I notice they generally avoid names with 'S' in....obviously to avoid embarrassing the lisping tw@t and drowning the population of Essex in his spray...
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