saveing money to spend on poker

[china mug]

so weve all been at friends partys and they put on the latest vidz of young tristian swimming with dolphins of the seychelles,which they filmed on there latest sazzoomeymanga 2020 hd digatal all singing and dancing camera that fits in the palm of your hand.
now you can match them frame for frame, when ever you have a birthday, annaversity,wedding,etc just hold it at your local petrol station there security cameras will catch every happy event in hd from 4 different angles,then pop into the cashiers office and bung mr patel 10 quid for a copy of the tape .....sorted....as you show your friends the film and they marvel at the clarity and the four picture split screen option,all achived for a pitance.
do remember to take some beach wind screens with you when filming your first borns arrival as the group of six taxi drivers that hang around all petrol stations may want to get into the shot.

[Claw75]

thinly veiled 'i have friends who have parties' brag

[thetank]

To save money on jokes, shit in a bag, put it in the freezer, take it out 20 years later, bash it with a hammer.

[SuuPRlim]

To save money on jokes, shit in a bag, put it in the freezer, take it out 20 years later, bash it with a hammer.

of all your 18,000 posts how many haven't been hilarious?