Jokes that stay in your head

[The Wycher]

Was just checking out the bbc cricket updates and someone had put a picture of Hale and Pace on there (something to do with Hayles not liking pace) and the first thing that came into my head was the cat in the microwave joke, almost 30 years ago but still such a vivid memory.



Not sure how to post the link to you tube (maybe an expert can fix it) but just hilarious especially if you consider the lack of alternative channels at the time and how different this was (at least to the young me).

Anyone else got jokes etc that just stick in your head.

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[The Wycher]

Thanks for fixing the link.

Dave Allen was also part of my childhood as he was my dad's favourite. very edgy comedy where no one or no subject was safe.

[TightEnd]

if we can include sketches

remember first seeing this (BBC1 primetime, i was probably 10 or 11) like it was yesterday

[bobAlike]

I heard this joke about 40 years ago and it's stuck with me ever since.

What's the funniest appliance in the kitchen?

The washing machine.

It takes the piss out of you knickers.

[The Wycher]

Loved the Two Ronnies and the fork handles would have been one of my choices.

As a very young kid my fav joke was: What Dog has no tail.









Wait for it......




A hot dog!