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ifm
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just so you don't forget
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March 26, 2006, 12:44:08 AM »
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPP Y !!!!!!
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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raab11
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Re: just so you don't forget
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March 26, 2006, 12:46:11 AM »
it really depends on your girth m8
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Re: just so you don't forget
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PMSL...
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raab11
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Re: just so you don't forget
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March 26, 2006, 12:48:25 AM »
Quote from: raab11 on March 26, 2006, 12:46:11 AM
it really depends on your girth m8
sh*t did i say that out loud
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Re: just so you don't forget
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March 26, 2006, 12:49:11 AM »
I thought this was gonna be a reminder to put clocks forward lol
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Re: just so you don't forget
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March 26, 2006, 12:49:33 AM »
2/54 not bad..
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Re: just so you don't forget
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March 26, 2006, 02:27:18 AM »
Quote from: Wardonkey on March 26, 2006, 12:49:33 AM
2/54 not bad..
Me too
Numbers 25 and 39
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Wardonkey
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Re: just so you don't forget
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March 26, 2006, 02:45:36 AM »
17 and 40 for me...
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Trace
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Re: just so you don't forget
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March 26, 2006, 10:50:33 AM »
Quote from: ifm on March 26, 2006, 12:44:08 AM
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPP Y !!!!!!
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
The perfect man just does not exist...
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littlemissC
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Re: just so you don't forget
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Reply #9 on:
March 26, 2006, 11:17:50 AM »
Quote from: Trace on March 26, 2006, 10:50:33 AM
Quote from: ifm on March 26, 2006, 12:44:08 AM
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPP Y !!!!!!
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
The perfect man just does not exist...
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matt674
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Re: just so you don't forget
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Reply #10 on:
March 26, 2006, 11:20:19 AM »
Quote from: Trace on March 26, 2006, 10:50:33 AM
Quote from: ifm on March 26, 2006, 12:44:08 AM
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPP Y !!!!!!
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
The perfect man just does not exist...
I disagree - he does exist, its just that he already has a boyfriend.........
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Re: just so you don't forget
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Reply #11 on:
March 26, 2006, 11:25:29 AM »
Quote from: matt674 on March 26, 2006, 11:20:19 AM
Quote from: Trace on March 26, 2006, 10:50:33 AM
Quote from: ifm on March 26, 2006, 12:44:08 AM
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPP Y !!!!!!
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
The perfect man just does not exist...
I disagree - he does exist, its just that he already has a boyfriend.........
OMG I choked reading that
Thanks matt (your still the best dealer)
Ang x x
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Re: just so you don't forget
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March 26, 2006, 11:49:38 AM »
LMFAO
Game, set and match to Matt674
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Re: just so you don't forget
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March 26, 2006, 01:57:58 PM »
Quote from: North Angel on March 26, 2006, 11:25:29 AM
OMG I choked reading that
Thanks matt (your still the best dealer)
Ang x x
I was going to reply "i'm king of the queens eh Ang" but given the context of my first post on this thread that probably isnt a good idea
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Re: just so you don't forget
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March 26, 2006, 02:31:47 PM »
lol raab ,
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