Chinese Resturant

[GlasgowBandit]

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the
Chicken surprise." The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded
cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot
rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking
around before the lid slams back down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it
and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking
around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is
happening, and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."


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"Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck!"

[Poppet7]

Somehow I knew what the punchline was...

[Dewi_cool]

still a surprise though