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« Reply #45 on: September 04, 2006, 01:20:25 AM »

you guys are in trouble

i have recently recieve a sponsorship deal which will allow us to pick an astronaut to sly to pluto in able to distroy it

unfourtunately we are short in cash to the tune of a couple of billion for a neaclear bomb need to blow it up

but we are hoping to recruit Kiv Fae Essex (aka colchester kev) whom we hope will digest pluto for a snack

Pah, HIPPP fear not this deluded plan, nor do we fear the awful spelling used by BUPP.

But, seeing as this plan of your will never fly, ha ha har, may i suggest that the tent-wearer would be much more effectively used as a projectile, that mass at speed would do a tremendous amount of damage.

HIPPP forever ! !
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« Reply #46 on: September 04, 2006, 02:36:40 AM »

Rumour has it that the founder of HIPPP has kidnapped the ex planet and is hiding it in the unkempt birds nest which is attached to his face !!

My launch is IMMINENT !!!
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« Reply #47 on: September 04, 2006, 02:51:51 AM »

My launch is IMMINENT !!!

Surely you mean, your LUNCH is imminent ?
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« Reply #48 on: September 04, 2006, 04:07:37 AM »

Get the pies ready...he's going in!!
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« Reply #49 on: September 04, 2006, 11:36:47 AM »

Mummy and Daddy pies tell their young pies that if they don't behave, the evil Col-Kev will catch them and eat them, he is like Pie-Lands bogeyman.
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« Reply #50 on: September 06, 2006, 09:45:26 PM »

Messiah Bainn, may I join the fraternity... after all, I'm just a HIPPPy at heart.
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« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2006, 12:48:32 PM »

Messiah Bainn, may I join the fraternity... after all, I'm just a HIPPPy at heart.

Welcome my child, HIPPP accepts you with open arms.
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« Reply #52 on: September 08, 2006, 12:53:12 PM »

i wish to retain the age old rite to say  "your further out than pluto"

to that end `mon the pluto down with that sort of thing 
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