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« Reply #45 on: October 01, 2006, 02:33:45 AM »

Anyway, where were we?
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« Reply #46 on: October 01, 2006, 07:47:09 AM »

A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP...BUMP... behind him.

Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him....BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...

The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after him, faster...faster...BUMP ...BUMP ...BUMP.

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him, however, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... right on the heels of the terrified man.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door, coming slowly towards him. The man screams, reaching for something, anything...all he can find is a box of cough drops!

Desperate, he throws the cough-drops at the coffin and of course...

...the coffin stops.



 
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« Reply #47 on: October 01, 2006, 10:37:00 AM »

Bump?
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« Reply #48 on: October 01, 2006, 11:15:16 AM »

morning all
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« Reply #49 on: October 01, 2006, 12:44:26 PM »

Morning Dewi
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« Reply #50 on: October 01, 2006, 01:20:30 PM »

Afternoon Ian, no beer today?
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« Reply #51 on: October 01, 2006, 02:02:48 PM »

man i think i have a hangover
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« Reply #52 on: October 01, 2006, 06:04:51 PM »

what day is it?
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« Reply #53 on: October 01, 2006, 06:07:00 PM »

tuesday i think
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« Reply #54 on: October 01, 2006, 08:58:34 PM »

It was Sunday when i woke up this morning!!  Cheesy
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« Reply #55 on: October 01, 2006, 09:32:49 PM »

you mean your awake?
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« Reply #56 on: October 01, 2006, 09:44:12 PM »

Well I was when I woke up 
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« Reply #57 on: October 01, 2006, 10:11:57 PM »

I seem to have lost my car keys. Anyone seen them?
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« Reply #58 on: October 01, 2006, 10:18:30 PM »

are they made of plastic and metal and key shaped?
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« Reply #59 on: October 01, 2006, 10:25:44 PM »

yes, those are the ones !! have you seen them???
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