can you tell that I'm bored?

[roverthtaeh]

I knew someone called madasahatstand,
.......... ah, forget it.

[madasahatstand]

cmon you got to try harder than that. its been a long time since someone wrote a poem for me so im waiting with baited breath:)

[madasahatstand]

there was a young man called rover
who liked to roll in the clover
one day he got stuck
as he rolled in the muck
from that day his rolling days were over:)

[Sark79]

there was a young gent known as Sark,
who loved to walk in the park,
unfortunately one day,
there was some dog poo in his way,
and it left an unfortunate mark.

What a beautiful poem Claire 

[ACE2M]

cmon you got to try harder than that. its been a long time since someone wrote a poem for me so im waiting with baited breath:)

here you go.... 

theres a blondite whos mad as a hat stand,
a poem for her would be grand,
a foxy chick,
who can have her pick,
of any young man in the land.

[madasahatstand]

thanks a lot ace. i wish it was true:)

[Colchester Kev]

There was a young lady called Mad
who all the blokes fancy so bad
If i was much thinner
I would make her a sinner
As long as thats OK with Brad

[roverthtaeh]

cmon you got to try harder than that. its been a long time since someone wrote a poem for me so im waiting with baited breath:)

A lady named madasahatstand,
Had a day out with her cat planned,
But the cat in the hat,
Was a cat that was fat,
So she moved the fat cat to fat cat land.

[Poppet7]

There was a young man named Kev
who enjoyed the occasionally bev.
His favourite food is a pie
fray bentos... I don't know why!
but he's a really great bloke, no lie!

[Poppet7]

I know a guy called Dave
I think he lives in a cave.
I met him at a blondebash rave
being loud and friendly is his fave
Oh he is lovely is Dave!

[Poppet7]

I know a blondeite called Thomas
his alter-ego is thebus
he plays poker online all day
and eats his dinner off a tray
but he normally wins, so yay!

[Claw75]

there was a chappie from essex called Kevin,
he loved eating pies made in Devon,
his favourite contained meat,
though he also like sweet,
Most days he got through eleven.

[Poppet7]

I like that one Claw

[mikkyT]

There was a young lady
Mad? She may well be
Who kicked simons arse at cards.

She finished third
The events top bird
And now we're all singing like bards.

[thetank]

Pffft, they're not real poems, they all rhyme.

Here's one to be recited in a beret, amidst a room less than full of people who payed too much for their coffee.

In the East
-out-
In the West
-in-
In the North
-up-
In the South
-carrots-
Compasses don't always make circles.